| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.) |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Happy Birthday, Rich And Bill!!!!!!! |
| Monday, December 04, 2006 |
Let's give it up, y'all, for my old friend and faithful Lo Zoner (who holds it down even when I'm not here)...
WE LOVE YOU, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!
 Even though you may be holding a nut in that picture, you're often the voice of reason and insight among us. The Lo Zone ain't The Lo Zone without you up in this piece.
It's also the birthday of my very, very dear friend and stealth Lo Zoner...
 ...Bill Hobi.
Like Rich, Bill is one of the coolest, smartest, most loyal people you'll ever meet in your life, a true Renaissance man who cheers me on when I write, cheers me up when I'm sick, and shares my passion and appreciation for music (Rich, you'd really click with Bill on the music tip; heck, on the financial tip, too. As a Senior VP of Wealth Management for Merrill Lynch, he knows a thing or multi-million about the subject). I miss him to pieces because I've been so busy all year, we haven't had a chance to get up at all, which is tough after we spent a good chunk of 2005 hanging out all the time. But he knows my heart and he's one of my favorite people in life. I just love, love, love him. And I love, love, love Rich. I guess there's something about those Sag men.
Happy Birthday, fellas!!!!!
It's a full moon, tonight. Get out there and do your thang. This song's for the both of you, truly noble and great men. Real Romantic Warriors. (Click the link to listen.)
The Rich House |
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Happy Birthday to both of you Sagittarius men. May you have many, many more birthday celebrations in the years to come!
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happy birthday rich!!!!! you're the greatest!!!!! I hope that you get all the happiness that you can stand!!!!
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happy birthday bruh-dawg!!!!!
don't forget to po' out sum for us that can't make the party!!!!
PEACE!!!!
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my bad...
*** happy birthday bill...i kinda jump to comments before reading the rest of the post.***
big ups to you too maaaaaaan!!!!!
and don't forget to po', well, you know the rest of the story....lol
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Thanks for the well wishes everyone. Happy Birthday Bill and Jay-Z. I got the name, but sounds like ya'll got the cheddar!
Have a good one.
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By the way Lo, I love this song. It's part of my "Lo Zone Jazz Mix" that I created from some of your other Jazz posts.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Rich, have a wonderful day. You derserve it. Bill,if you are one of Lo's favorite people in life, you must be good people. So I wish you a wonderful birthday as well.
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Happy Birthday to my fellow Sag's.
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Wha-wha-WHATTT?????!!! It's Jigga's birthday, too???? That explains so much...
And yes, Rich, I know you love this song. I knew you and Bill both would enjoy it. Hence, that's why I played it.
(I aims to please)
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Juan, when is your birthday?????
Oh, yesterday was Tyra Banks' birthday too. I don't know why I keep up with stuff like that.
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JUAN!!!!!!!! GOOD TO SEE YOU!!!! I MISSED YOU LIKE CRAZY MAN....
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Rich, mine is 12/14.
Thanks Sheletha, I am still flying below the radar but will check in from time to time.
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Happy Birthday guys! Thanks for inviting me to the birthday party...oh....wait...
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OMG! I can't believe this post! Here I am seeing it for the first time on Dec. 29th!!! And I was SO happy with the "Happy Birthday" song on my voicemail when I got back into the country! I'm still playing it! Yes, the FULL MOON was BRILLIANT in Playa Del Carmen on Monday, Dec. 4th, and I DID take advantage of it! GAWD, if you only knew! Yes, we Sag's don't often let life pass us by! THANK YOU for this! And, where did you lift that pic of me on the board? Ugh! The Internet.... busted!
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P.S. I've also got the Romantic Warrior album on my iPod - the 80 Gig one with 12,000 songs! I think that album is vintage 74 or 75...about the same time Kenny G. was blowing up with Jeff Lorber Fusion!
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.
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Happy Birthday to both of you Sagittarius men. May you have many, many more birthday celebrations in the years to come!