| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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Thanks For The Mammaries Memories!!!!! |
| Friday, December 29, 2006 |
From your favorite tata-flashing cyber-host...
...and the rest of the gang, including...
...thanks for making this a fast-moving, fabulous year of fun, fun, fun!!! Thanks to all the Lo Zoner regulars who keep it real---Juan G., LBoogie, Anonymous, Lance, Rich in the STL, Saadia, Anonymous, Melicious, Sheletha, Anonymous, CortneyGee, Matt, Anonymous, Lil' Pools, Denea and Indigo, Anonymous, Alex in the City, Shelia Goss, Dawnya, Anonymous, Willie D., The Man With Balls (who ARE you????), The Invisibles (y'all know who you are), and anyone and everyone else, if I failed to mention your name, please forgive...it's been a very busy past few weeks. Thanks for the love, the laughs, the honesty, and all the freakin' kumbaya we have on the regular up in this piece.
Let's rock it even harder in the '07!!!
 ...'cause, well, I'm feelin' a little pimpy right now. What??? LADIES IS PIMPS TOO!!! So I'ma just pimp on into the sunset while I let my man show you how it's done. (*Warning*: N-word alert. Don't trip. It ain't like you ain't never heard it before. And if you seriously think you'll never hear it again...N!@@a please. But that's another conversation. We'll save that one for a post in the '07.)
Happy New Year, y'all!!!!
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I love that....
Its been a cool year here on the lozone...see you all next year!!!
My Wish for You in 2007:
May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy. May the problems you had, forget your home address! In simple words ............
May 2007 be the best year of your life!!!
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Happy New Year to all! I can't wait for 2007 on The Lo Zone!
MWB...you are my new favorite...
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Wishing all the Lo Zone family a wonderful New Year!! Lo, thanks for giving us this wonderful place to meet.
MWB...u r the fucking bomb!!!
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That was funny MWB.
Lo, this has been a fantastic year. I'm glad God had us cross paths again, you are truly a sweet and great spirit. I like the woman he molded you to be. I raise my glass to you. Cheers!
To all of my peeps her on the Lo Zone. I love ya'll, I couldn't imagine what life would have been like this year without you all. You make spending my days on the Corporate Plantation a lot more bearable. Let's continue to drop it like it's hot in 2007. Cheers to all of you!
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You guys have made this year worth the continuance upon the mortal coil. Here's looking at 2007! If Doubtfire2 sells, you're all invited to the party where I become a drunken asshole and assault several guests. Cheers!
Happy New Year to all!
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I missed this on Friday.
Happy New Year everyone. Words can't begin to express what an important roll you guys have played in my life in 2006. I hope to strengthen our ties in 2007.
For those of you who know what I've been through recently I am happy to report that my BP was 118/68 and my Heart Rate was 60 when I went to the doctor on Thursday. I am a true believe there is power in prayer and I know the Lo-Zoners are some powerful warriors.
May all of you be blessed and ditto to what sheletha said.
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Happy New Year!!! May God's blessings overflow in your life in 2007 & beyond.
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