The Lo Zone

A groovy place in cyberspace run by author Lolita Files. Come on in. Bring some Pepsi.

 
Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and bird, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five dogs and a bird, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
Is Quincy Trying To Get His Ghetto Pass Back?
Monday, July 31, 2006
It's no secret that the great Quincy Jones...

...loves the white light ladies.







Current lady(?)

We won't even get into that conversation because that's an intracultural debate that has lots of deep, psychological roots. Or not. Whatever the reason, I won't cover it in this blog today because it's an exhaustive, subjective topic. The bottom line, though, is Q loves himself some porcelain flesh, which is why I wasn't surprised when I was flipping through my new issue of Vogue magazine (August 2006) and found him strutting his stuff with yet another fair-faced lovely in a Jimmy Choo ad.

Then things took a shocking turn. First, Q had ol' girl changing the tire on his big black ride as he monitored things from the cool interior of the car.


Then he apparently offed ol' girl and was digging a hole to bury her, once the tire-changing was done.

[click image to enlarge; click once more to really see the dead white girl in pretty shoes]

What the hey?

Shades of O.J., anybody? This totally caught me offguard. An image of a powerful black man killing a white woman and digging a hole to bury her...in a high-end shoe ad? The world, she is definitely a-changin'.

posted by Lo @ 9:05 AM   4 comments
HotDamn!!!
Friday, July 28, 2006
A whole album of Biggie...

...and Gnarls Barkley mash-ups, mixing some of Biggie's classic songs with songs from Gnarls Barkley's instant megahit cd, St. Elswhere.

GnarlsBarkleyCover

The result? An extraordinary piece of musical superbness called The Gnotorious Gnarls Biggie.

Produced by two cats who call themselves Sound Advice...

...the songs have been taken down repeatedly from MySpace, but these guys will not be stopped, so they've put up a website where you can hear the tunes for yourself.

Click the link===>here<===to go to the site and listen to the songs (click each song title and it will begin to play; don't be alarmed when the title gets blurry when you pass your cursor over it...that's just a part of their cleverness). I smell another renegade (read, illegal) must-have monster classic, a la The Grey Album.

TheGreyAlbum

Lawdamercy. I think I'm in love. This thing is extra swole.

*Hint: Right-clicking on a song (and holding the "option" key on a Mac) once it starts playing should save it to your desktop. What? They want you to take it. That's what these illegal mash-ups (and the website) are for. Even the original artists often give the mash-up folks mad props for the clever things they do with their music.


The Gnotorious Gnarls Barkley
Sound Advice - Proper Records, Mixed Properly
Previously: The Lo Zone: Don't Sleep.
posted by Lo @ 12:25 PM   1 comments
I Can Feel It In The Air Tonight.
That's right. It's finally here.

Today is the long-awaited release date of the much-talked about (for better or worse) big screen version of Miami Vice by director Michael Mann, based on his television show of the same name in the mid-80's that turned Don Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas as Crockett and Tubbs...

...and the City of Miami into bonafide stars.

By all accounts (per the director and the lead actors), this is a much darker version, nothing like the original series, so don't go in there expecting pastels and Glenn Frey songs like it's 1984 all over again. This is not your mother's Miami Vice. It's more like your warmongering president's version. What? I'm just sayin'.

Here's the trailer, in case you haven't seen it yet.


[click "play" (the arrow button) to watch]

I don't know about y'all, but I plan on having my butt in a theater seat before the night is over. Curiosity always manages to get the best of me. I just have to see if Colin and Jamie can deliver on all the hype that's preceded them.

In the meantime, here's a Glenn Frey song to cool your nuts (or whatever is it you're sitting on), for old times' sake.


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What the hell, let's get nostalgic. Let's get original. Here's the opening of the episode that launched the television series and the song that left a permanent imprint on those of us who saw it that very first time a billion years ago. Don't say I never gave y'all nothing. Happy Friday!!!


[click "play" (the arrow button) to watch]

Here's the actual video for the song, just for shits and Friday giggles. Enjoy!!!


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Miami Vice: The Official Website
MSNBC.com: 'Miami Vice' returns, but doesn't look back
posted by Lo @ 11:33 AM   1 comments
...I Got My Cootie Shot!!!
Jamie Kennedy is out his rabbit-ass mind. This song is so silly. I've been singing it ever since I saw him and his partner Stu Stone perform it on Jimmy Kimmel Live a few weeks ago. The song is called Circle Circle Dot Dot (from their new rap album, Blowin' Up)...

...and it's totally insane (think The Beastie Boys, but stupider).


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This next song is straight retarded. It's with and about actor/comedian Bob Saget, who is nowhere near as wholesome as his corny tv persona (don't believe me? check him out in the movie The Aristocrats telling the ultimate filthy joke). Warning: the song, lyrically, is kinda raw. It's also got some interesting cameos.


[click "play" (the arrow button) to watch]


Jamie Kennedy World
Amazon.com: Jamie Kennedy & Stu Stone - Blowin Up
Jamie Kennedy on MySpace.com
posted by Lo @ 10:48 AM   2 comments
What The Hell Is Up In Seattle????????
A 3-year-old boy, his throat slit, dies along with his brother, mother and aunt while his father is serving in Iraq. Hikers find a librarian and her daughter shot to death along a trail. A group of young men are fired on when they pull their car into a driveway.

The crimes left nine people dead in as many days, stunning this generally peaceful region. Law enforcement officials said they couldn't recall a similar string of multiple homicides in the Seattle area.

"What's really strange about them, besides the quantity, is that every one of these cases is very bizarre," King County Sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart said. "We just don't have that."
Is that right, Seattle? Are you sure?
The Seattle area is no stranger to horrific crimes — serial killers Gary Ridgway and Ted Bundy, for example, and the unsolved assassination of federal prosecutor Tom Wales in 2001.
The authorities are trying to say all these deaths happening so close together are just a fluke? Please. I mean, Ted Bundy...

...was one of the most heinous murderers of all time. And Gary Ridgway?

Gary Ridgway, the Green River Killer who slayed 48 women, making him the most prolific murderer in U.S. history? Seems like Seattle practically invented the serial killer. And the cops say these nine murders in nine days are just a fluke? Right.

This is so scary/crazy. What makes people behave this way?

Yahoo News - 9 killed in Seattle in as many days
posted by Lo @ 9:05 AM   1 comments
Wow.
Thursday, July 27, 2006
In a dramatic turnaround from her first murder trial, Andrea Yates was found not guilty by reason of insanity Wednesday in the drowning of her (FIVE!!!!!) children in the bathtub.
This actually leaves me speechless.

Seriously.

posted by Lo @ 9:05 AM   6 comments
Music, Not War, Makes The World Go 'Round.
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Which is why I figured maybe listening to a little Outkast might distract us from the awful drama in the Middle East, if but for just a moment.

Here's the trailer for their upcoming, much-hyped film, Idlewild...

...which hits theaters on August 25th.


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And here's the video to the song, "Morris Brown," from the film and the album Idlewild...

...which arrives on August 22nd. I love this joint. I've been rocking it ever since I first heard it a few weeks ago. Enjoy!!


[click "play" (the arrow button) to watch]

posted by Lo @ 10:49 AM   3 comments
War Is A Bitch.
A picture's worth a thousand words.



Yahoo! News - Hezbollah vows rockets deeper into Israel
posted by Lo @ 9:05 AM   2 comments
Deja What The F*ck.
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
There's this new book out by a writer named Byron Harmon. According to his bio:
Byron Harmon is the author of two earlier novels, All The Women I’ve Loved (Pocket, 2002) and Mistakes Men Make (Pocket, 2005). He is the executive producer for the WCBS TV Early Morning News in New York City.
Harmon's book is called Crabs in a Barrel...


...and boy, does it look oddly familiar.


I'm just sayin'.

posted by Lo @ 6:12 PM   19 comments
Hell: The Trailer. (Or...The Devil Wears Napalm.)
For the past week or so, many cities in America have been getting a sneak peek at what life in hell might feel like.
An eighth day of intense heat pushed electricity usage to a peak of 50,270 megawatts — a record for California...

[...]

Meanwhile, utilities in the St. Louis area and New York City labored to restore power to hundreds of thousands whose electricity was knocked out by storms and equipment failures.

[...]

Tens of thousands of homes and businesses lost power in California on Sunday because of heavy electricity use and high temperatures that caused transformers and other equipment to overheat.

Some 50,000 customers in northern California still were without electricity, including 35,000 in San Jose and the East Bay, according to Pacific Gas & Electric. About 20,000 Los Angeles customers also remained without electricity.

A nursing home patient in Stockton died from heat-related stress Sunday after the Beverly Healthcare Center's air conditioning gave out, police said.

Among possible heat-related deaths was a man in his 40s found on a lawn Sunday in Fresco County with a body temperature above 109 degrees. Also, a 73-year-old woman died in Yolo County after passing out in a car without air conditioning and a woman collapsed and died while walking from her home to a drugstore not far from Death Valley National Park, where temperatures hit 125 degrees Sunday.

[...]

In Arizona, authorities said heat may have contributed to the deaths of as many as four other men in the Phoenix area over the weekend. The deaths came during a three-day streak of record-breaking temperatures in Phoenix. The temperature soared to 114 degrees Sunday, breaking the record of 112 set in 1906.
On Sunday, I called in an order for a salad at the California Pizza Kitchen in Burbank. The employee who brought the salad out to my car told me that on Saturday, the day before, the air went out in the restaurant and was out the entire day. He said when they called the a/c repair company, they were told they were number one hundred and something in line in terms of priority. The a/c was finally repaired at 10pm that night---one hour before the restaurant closed. He said the restaurant was a hotbox the whole day while they waited.

Folks, there's something really wrong when you can't go to CPK and get your slice on in a cool environment. This kind of stuff is unheard of. It's just a given that you should be able to eat at a restaurant in breezy comfort.

Isn't it?

I don't like this one bit.

I'm an AKA. We don't sweat. At the most, we might mist a little, but that's about it.

I don't wanna see Hell: The Movie. The trailer's scaring the shit outta me. I don't think they have fans down there, and if they do, they're blowing hot air.

This ain't funny. Me and extreme heat don't mix. In the words of Shug Avery in The Color Purple:


Message received.


AP: Heat pushes Calif. power supply to brink
posted by Lo @ 10:14 AM   2 comments
That Makes Sense.
I guess this headline explains why I bought six giant bags of dried mango on Sunday:


This particular brand is delish.

I can't stop eating them. The mango totally satisfies my craving for sweets (in a healthy way, of course). Meanwhile, my poop is the color of the sun.*


*I know, I know. TMI.


Yahoo! News - Study: Candy lovers also partial to fruit
posted by Lo @ 9:05 AM   5 comments
Congratulations, Vickie!!!
Monday, July 24, 2006
This past Friday, my dear friend (and Lo Zone regular), Victoria Christopher Murray...

...received the 2006 Phillis Wheatley Award at the kickoff reception of the Harlem Book Fair.

For those who don't know, Vickie pretty much singlehandedly launched the genre of Christian fiction in African-American literature. Since the success of her first novel, Temptation...

...(which was originally self-published, then picked up by Warner Books, who also, as a result, started an entire Christian fiction line called Walk Worthy Press), publishing houses have unleashed waves of Christian fiction from African-American authors once they realized that us coloreds we enjoy reading all types of literature (gasp!), including books that emphasize God's message.
“I didn’t even know that Christian fiction existed,” she said. “I knew that I wanted write a book that was entertaining, compelling and put God in the middle and still have the book be a page-turner.”

Since those early days, Murray’s books have regularly earned her spot on the Essence magazine’s bestseller’s list and garnered her a nomination for a 2001 NAACP Image Award.

The Wheatley Book Award honors the memory of the late African-American poet Phillis Wheatley. The award recognizes literary excellence and achievement that transcends cultural boundaries and perceptions, according to Max Rodriguez, the former publisher of QBR—The Quarterly Black Book Review and founder of the Harlem Book Fair. Past recipients include Dr. Maya Angelou, Maryse Conde, Carol Jenkins and Haki Madhubuti. In addition to Murray, this year’s honorees are Walter Dean Myers, author of the 1993 biography of Malcolm X; Omar Tyree, the outspoken author of 13 books that mainly focus on urban hip-hop culture; Chester Higgins, a photojournalist whose works have appeared in the New York Times, Black Enterprise and Art News; and Jan Carew, an educator and author whose works incorporate some of his experiences as an educator and author in Europe, Guyana and the U.S.
I'm mighty proud of Vickie. She's been my friend through thick and paper thin, and I've watched her work realllllllll hard for everything she's got. She's determined, resilient, incredibly talented, and definitely God's child, shining her lovelight everywhere she goes.

Much love, girl. You more than deserve this moment in the sun!

Don't forget, y'all, her new novel, A Sin And A Shame...

...the long-awaited followup to Temptation (featuring her most scandalous character ever, Jasmine), is in stores now. Be sure to pick it up!!

Amsterdam News: New York author to receive Phillis Wheatley Award; Harlem Book Fair highlights weekend literary celebration
Victoria Christopher Murray's Official Website
posted by Lo @ 11:11 AM   9 comments
This One's For Matt.*
Just because I know you love them so.

And here's some video with them in it. Happy Monday, Matt!


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*Don't say I never gave you anything. Oh yeah, I don't know how old this video is.

posted by Lo @ 10:47 AM   7 comments
Sheletha, South Park Style!!!
Check out the South Park version of Lo Zone regular Sheletha...



...and her group, Circle of Sisters Bookclub of Kalamazoo (their slogan is "Creating Sisterfriends Through Reading").



Here they are with Bubby Eric Jerome Dickey.


Let's show Sheletha and Circle of Sisters some big ol' Lo Zone love!!!

posted by Lo @ 9:05 AM   3 comments
No Shit, Sherlock.
Friday, July 21, 2006

He didn't have to meet with the NAACP to find that out.*


*Why was he invited in the first place?


posted by Lo @ 11:47 AM   3 comments
Go. See. This. Movie.
As you know, on Wednesday night I went to the premiere of producer Lee Daniels' directorial debut, "Shadowboxer." It opens today in select theaters around the country (<== click hyperlink to check for your city).

I can't emphasize enough how much I enjoyed this movie. I was riveted all the way through, never once sure of the film's final destination, but totally gripped by the journey. (For the record, the final destination was quite satisfying.)

Cuba Gooding Jr. is absolutely incredible.

Seriously. This is Cuba like you've never seen him before. He totally blew us away (I went to the screening with Lyn Talbert and Diondre Jones). Cuba got his street cred back and then some. Excellent acting, excellent role. The entire cast was exceptional.

Everything about the movie was top shelf, including the breathtaking cinematography and the elegant, poignant score.

I was bursting with pride and glee for Lee Daniels for such a remarkable accomplishment. We got a chance to connect with him at the after-party at a totally cool spot on Sunset called Falcon. (The atmosphere was perfect, the food was delish, and the deejay was banging.)


Check out the trailer for Shadowboxer (click "play," the arrow button, to watch). And please, support this film. It truly is a coup on behalf of well-done independent filmmaking.


*My head looks enormous in that pic.


Shadowboxer - Official Movie Website!
Shadowboxer Theater Locations
Lee Daniels Entertainment
Previously: The Lo Zone: I'm Looking Forward To This.
posted by Lo @ 10:18 AM   6 comments
LoZone Is Such A Liar.
She promised you guys yesterday that I would be posting when she knew I had no intentions of doing so. I couldn't. I was wiped out from the night before, plus I had to immediately get cracking on finishing a project. Yesterday was a major milestone. We finished a film script after a pretty short amount of time, so it was a pretty celebratory day.

LoZone was just trying to pressure me. She was supposed to tell you I'd be back on Friday. I see I've gotta keep my eye on this sneaky cartoon b*tch.

And all this time, I thought HoZone was the one I needed to watch.



posted by Lo @ 9:05 AM   6 comments
Fear Not...
Thursday, July 20, 2006


She will be posting today. She had a late night (movie premiere, remember? plus the after-party). She's going to sleep in just a little, and then will put up some posts.

Talk amongst yourselves in the meantime. You guys are pretty good at that.

posted by Lo @ 9:05 AM   3 comments
Katrina, Part 2.
Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Since Israel and Hezbollah began fighting last week, several European countries immediately began scrambling to evacuate their citizens from Beirut to safe havens elsewhere (away from Lebanon). France and Italy, among others, have already picked up their people. Guess whose citizens are still in Beirut, freaking the f*ck out, wondering why the (supposed) world's greatest superpower hasn't picked them up the majority of them yet?

There are approximately twenty-five THOUSAND American citizens waiting to be evacuated.
"They're pulling out their hair, they're crying, they're saying 'What's going on?' They're being rejected from the American Embassy," [...] "The American Embassy is still saying, 'We will call you.' That's all that they will say."
Check out the timeline:
July 12 - Hezbollah gunmen kill three Israeli soldiers and kidnap two. Israeli forces retaliate by pounding Lebanon. Beirut International Airport is bombed. The U.S. Embassy in Lebanon urges Americans to review their security and travel plans.

July 13 - The embassy urges American citizens to avoid nonessential travel in Lebanon.

July 14 - The embassy authorizes the families of embassy staff members and non-emergency American employees to leave. It urges Americans in Lebanon to evaluate their security and consider departing, and it advises those who remain to keep low profiles and vary times and routes for all required travel.

July 15 - The embassy announces that it's working with the Department of Defense on a plan to help American citizens depart Lebanon through the island nation of Cyprus. The State Department reminds Americans that it doesn't provide free transportation for evacuees, but says it's authorized to provide repatriation loans to those in financial need.

July 16
- U.S. Marine Corps helicopters begin ferrying small numbers of Americans from the embassy compound north of Beirut to Cyprus.

July 17
- The Pentagon announces that it's contracted a Greek cruise ship, the Orient Queen, escorted by an American destroyer, to evacuate Americans from Lebanon. There are an estimated 25,000 Americans in Lebanon; the ship can carry 750 passengers.

July 18 - The embassy announces that it's "monitoring the situation in Lebanon closely" and "reviewing all options" for assisting Americans who want to leave. The embassy says further information will be released by the media and in embassy announcements and warden messages. Americans who wish to depart are told that they should prepare passports and other important travel documents, including birth certificates, marriage certificates and medical records. Those who leave will be allowed one small suitcase.
At some point it was learned that the U.S. was going to charge its citizens for evacuating them (the cost could be prorated, they said).
Americans seeking U.S. Embassy for help in leaving the country had been asked to sign promissory notes...
A major stink broke out over this absolutely heinous and materialistic act on the part of our government.
Hours later, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice reversed course.

"We want to do everything we can to facilitate the departure of American citizens from Lebanon," said State Department spokesman Sean McCormack. "Today's step removes one potential worry for our citizens at this difficult time."
So now the government won't be charging the evacuees anything to be transported to safety once they pick them up.

Whenever that is.

CNN.com: U.S. family: Get us out of Lebanon
CBS News: Ship to Evacuate Americans From Lebanon
posted by Lo @ 9:05 AM   10 comments
I'm Looking Forward To This.
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
So tomorrow I'm going to the premiere of producer Lee Daniels' (Monster's Ball) directorial debut, Shadowboxer.

Some of the women at the brunch on Sunday were raving about it, so I'm really eager to check it out.

It's good to see yet another brother doing his thing in Hollywood.

Shadowboxer - Official Movie Website!
Lee Daniels Entertainment
posted by Lo @ 9:05 AM   2 comments
Ladies Who Brunch.
Monday, July 17, 2006
It was a great weekend all around, with Sunday turning out to be just as much fun as Saturday night.

Yesterday, a group of us celebrated my buddy Shaun Robinson's birthday at the very tony, very decadent, so much food it'll make your head swim brunch at The Four Seasons in Beverly Hills.

It was an absolute blast!!

Y'all know how proud I get when I see sistahs in Hollywood doing the damn thang, so it was extra special being gathered with such an extraordinary group who've worked really hard to make names for themselves.


There was excellent conversation all around, with lots of serious talk, fluffy talk, chitter-chatter, giggling, gut-busting laughter, and hardcore chowing down (the food there is KA-RAZY, ya'll). It was nothing but us girls (except for the photographer), and the group included quite a nice mix, from beautiful living legend Natalie Cole, to the marvelous (wonderfully candid, funny,and straight-from-the-hip) actress LaTanya Richardson (who, of course y'all know, is married to the great Samuel L. Jackson), to the sharp and witty Cynthia Garrett, to the very dynamic Lyn Talbert, to Prince's awesome new protege', Tamar...


...to the very talented and lovely Sanaa Lathan to fashionistas/trendsetters Jennifer Theard McHenry and Shikiri Hightower Johnson (who have that fabulous boutique in Santa Monica, Golden Butterfly, loaded with all the shoes your heart desires; they're at 1210A Montana Avenue, so if you're in this area, you'd better scoot on over!!).

There were several ladies there, each of them noteworthy.


We all just wanted to toast our dear friend, Shaun Robinson, show her how much we love her, and make sure she had a good time, which she definitely seemed to.

Queen Latifah was sitting one table over with her own group. She dropped by our table to say hello. Yeah. It was that kind of gathering. Just full of lovely surprises.


What was even cooler was that LaTanya Richardson (who is a total hoot)...

...and I got to talking about, of all things, Snakes On A Plane (!!!). I told her about all my posts regarding the movie and she was sure she'd not only read The Lo Zone before (she recognized the name at once), but was also certain Sam had read it, too!! (She said he's always reading what's out on the internet.) Okay, how cool is that? I told her I'd e-mail her the links to all the posts I've done on him and the movie (and I did), so if there's anything out there he hasn't seen yet (like the crazy video I put up today), he can check it out.

It was quite a gathering, quite a day.

This weekend was a refreshing break after the weeks of intense nose-to-the-grind work I've been doing. But now it's back to the grind...

*Thanks again to Lyn Talbert for letting me snap some pics with her digital camera and share some of the ones she took because, like I said, the camera on my brand new phone (which I thought would be pretty decent) is obviously a piece of merde.

posted by Lo @ 11:45 AM   25 comments
The Time Was Six O'Clock On The Swatch Watch...
This past Saturday night, I went to an outdoor concert at The Greek Theater with my dear friends, award-winning playwright David E. Talbert and his supercool, super-savvy, super-fly wife, Lyn. We had the bestest time!!! Talk about flashing back to the early 90's. Check out the lineup:


And the headlining act...*drumroll*...

Okay?

SWV opened the show and got the crowd going.


Coko's voice was truly amazing...

...strong, crystal clear, and incredibly soulful. We were singing and swaying along to the music.

Next up were En Vogue...

...sans the fabulous Dawn Robinson, who always brought a wonderful rock edge to the group. There was another girl in her place who had a good voice, but her presence only served to make Dawn's absence that much more glaring. Sorry folks, but En Vogue without Dawn Robinson just ain't En Vogue to me.

After the ladies, it was all about the men. Bell Biv Devoe set the crowd on FIYAH!!

We were on our feet dancing, singing, and rapping at the tops of our lungs. Of course, Bobby Brown was unable to contain himself and wait his turn (even though he was centerpiece of the night), and rushed out onstage (along with Johnny Gill!!!)...

...in the middle of Do Me.

As for Bobby, he was the biggest surprise of all.

He had the entire place on its feet with his enthusiasm, strong voice, hyperactive background dancers, and astonishingly impressive charisma.

That's right, y'all, Bobby was a genuine rock star. He owned the stage and the night. You couldn't take your eyes off him once he stepped out. He was in fighting shape, having lost that gut we caught one too many glimpses of on his reality show, "Being Bobby Brown." Homie's been working on his game, big-time. He sang nearly all of his hits, from the fast joints to the ballads. It was a straight-up party!!!

We even got an extra, unexpected dose of sexual chocolate when R&B/film star Tyrese made a cameo.

He came out and chatted with the audience during an intermission (ooh-wee, the teefes on that brother!!!) and he hit a few notes of Sweet Lady a capella. Bobby brought him back out during his performance (and Johnny, separately) to sing a few bars of Bobby's songs. Both Tyrese and Johnny showed out when they got their hands on the mic. Johnny even preached a little. Them brothas can shonuf sang!!! Shonuf, shonuf.

I reconnected with my deeper blackness that night, y'all. I needed that shot (of soul) in the arm. I'm sayin'. This town and this business will drain the melanin out of you, if you let it. I gotta fight for my right to stay black (as if I could be anything else).

*Thanks to Lyn Talbert for sharing the pics she snapped with her digital camera!! The pics from my cameraphone came out like hot garbage.

posted by Lo @ 10:38 AM   5 comments