The Lo Zone

A groovy place in cyberspace run by author Lolita Files. Come on in. Bring some Pepsi.

Lo Fun Fact #1

"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.

Lo Fun Fact #2

I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.

Lo Fun Fact #3

Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?

Lo Fun Fact #4

I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?

Lo Fun Fact #5

I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!

Lo Fun Fact #6

I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.

Lo Fun Fact #7

I have ~~four~~ ~~five~~ six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have ~~four~~ ~~five~~ six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.

Matt's Girls

Thursday, January 25, 2007

I've been meaning to do a post for Lo Zone regular Matt ever since I started posting. Although, his humor can be totally off the wall at times, I think he is crazy funny.

I heard about this story a little while ago, but kept forgetting to post it. However, there is no better time like the present.

Aside from Addis Ababa, Darfur and other African Provinces. Matt is totally in love with Tia and Tamara Mowry. Unfortunately for Matt, one of them is about to come off the market.

Tia's boyfriend of six years, actor Corey Hardrict, proposed to her in front of her entire family on Christmas day. The actress was both surprised and overjoyed by the proposal. As for Corey, he must really be in love, because he was in tears during the proposal, which of course made her follow suit. Isn't love a beautiful thing!

Matt, at least there is another one out there for you, and she looks just as hot!

So you better get to work before she's gone too.

I have a general question for the masses, just something I've thought about before. If you fall for a guy or girl who has an identical twin, does that mean you are attracted to their twin. How does that work? Anyone have a twin experience they'd like to share?

posted by R. Fitzgerald @ 8:00 AM

6 Comments:

At January 25, 2007 11:17 AM, Girly_Girl said…

I still think of those girls as being 12 years old!
At January 25, 2007 12:43 PM, Nina Foxx said…

Nope, twin attractions don't fly. I have a ife long friend that, many eons ago, I ws veyr attracted too. We were on different universes, so it just never happened. He had a twin who I not ionly found unnattractive, I couldn't stand to be in his presence.
At January 25, 2007 1:38 PM, Rich in the Stl said…

Is it Niina or Neena (pronuctiation)? Either way, glad to have you here on the Lo Zone.
At January 25, 2007 1:39 PM, Rich in the Stl said…

I meant pronunciation, but ebonics works too.
At January 25, 2007 8:04 PM, Shelia said…

I dated a twin before and I could tell the difference between him & his brother because of their personalities and their style of dress. I guess if this was not a public forum I would admit to having fantasies about those two fine men, but I won't. :) I also have twins in my family and I've been fascinated with twins for awhile so I decided to write a story about them.
At January 26, 2007 8:18 PM, Matt said…

So much for my "sister sandwich" fantasy....