| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.) |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Sometimes you can just go too far |
| Tuesday, January 23, 2007 |
Ladies can appreciate a man who knows how to dress. In fact, some men have found that their haute couture has allowed them to be noticed by women who ordinarily would not have given them a second look. The idea is to present yourself in the “fly-est” of fashions and then confidently approach your awaiting admirer, strike up a conversation and then attempt to win her over with your charm, intelligence and wit. Sounds easy enough. That is, unless you walk up in a pair of these.  According to a fashion house out of Milan, leggings are the latest must have in men’s fashion. I’on know about all of that! I can’t see too many guys strolling confidently around in a pair of these, even if they are in touch with their feminine side. What do you think ladies? Hot or not? Ultimately, men are just trying to impress you anyway. The only upside I see is that you get to show what you are working with a little better. |
posted by Rich Fitzgerald @ 8:15 AM   |
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That is the ugliest mess I have ever seen, I wish a African would roll up on me in a pair of those. No body wants to see some nutt hugging leggings on a grown man. Geesh..
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oh shit!...hahahahaha...sheletha's on point!!!!
(;-X <=== i'm shuttin' up til mo' women say sumpthin'
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No no no no no! That style is definitely NOT going to work. I wouldn't even want my man to sleep in some mess like that, let alone be seen in public with him looking like that. Keep that mess in Milan!
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this reminds me of the beer commercial where this guy/gal couple were shopping for clothes and she found this fuck'd up looking lavender with rainbow stripes pullover shirt for him that he "really" hated, but since the "hot" saleswoman pushed that it was "italian", along with his girlfriend, he got it anyway.
when he wore it to watch the game with the fellas, they laughed at him to no end and all he could say to back it up was "it's italian".
the point is...
if you gonna be a man, be a MAN. don't wear frilly, dumb shit that "automatically" throws up a red flag to women that your game is weak and thumbs down from your boys. no need to wear stupid shit like that unless you're at a star trek convention!
(sucdx) <=== even the feds agree w/the lanceman for a change...lol!!!!
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hi jewells, i'm lance...welcome to the lo zone!!!! i haven't seen you before.....nice to meet'cha!
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Hi Jewells, welcome to the Lo Zone, come back and help us hold it down from time to time.
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Hello guys! I finally made it to the Lo Zone.
This 'red'outfit is just embarassing; unless you happen to be racing an olympic track with a baton extended to Carl Lewis.
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What's up Cali Dove. It's about time you came on over. We mix it up all over the web, but this is where the party got started.
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I felt like you guys were baggin' on me until Lance said, "unless you're at a Star Trek convention..."
So now I feel okay wearing my Captain Picard uniform, saying, "Make it so..."
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That is the ugliest mess I have ever seen, I wish a African would roll up on me in a pair of those. No body wants to see some nutt hugging leggings on a grown man. Geesh..