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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
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Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
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I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
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I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
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I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
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I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
What’s up dog! You want a cold one?
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Anyone with canines knows that on occasion their pet will jump at the opportunity to eat the food in their plate. Dogs love the taste and it beats the regular dog food diet any day. To compensate for the routine meal, dog food companies are known for creating recipes that mirror human dishes, ala turkey and rice, beef and cheese, etc. Apparently, that’s not enough. It seems like someone figured their four-legged friends needed to add another dimension to their menus: beer. That’s right, you can now purchase a “forty” for man’s best friend.



After a long day hunting, there's nothing like wrapping your paw around a cold bottle of beer. So Terrie Berenden, a pet shop owner in the southern Dutch town of Zelhem, created a beer for her Weimaraners made from beef extract and malt.

"Once a year we go to Austria to hunt with our dogs, and at the end of the day we sit on the verandah and drink a beer. So we thought, my dog also has earned it," she said.

Berenden consigned a local brewery to make and bottle the nonalcoholic beer, branded as Kwispelbier. It was introduced to the market last week and advertised it as "a beer for your best friend."

"Kwispel" is the Dutch word for wagging a tail.

The beer is fit for human consumption, Berenden said. But at euro1.65 ($2.14) a bottle, it's about four times more expensive than a Heineken.


What will they think of next?

Pet shop owner creates beer for dogs
posted by R. Fitzgerald @ 8:00 AM  
5 Comments:
  • At January 23, 2007 10:20 AM, Blogger Lance said…

    damn rich!!! why didn't we think of that? as many likka stoes and pit bulls in the hood...we'd be in the loot in no time!!!!

    ...but it ain't too late. hey lo, after you, dave and lyn finish with the tour, "tyme" to make some doggie brew and market it. hell, why not?

    * rich, now you know lo is busy so we's just gon' have to do the damn thing ourselves and we'll call it "bitches brew" and put lo's dawgies on the label, holding up their middle finger, paw, whatever....doggone it..can't use "bitches brew" that's a miles davis recording or can we?..hmmmm?

     
  • At January 23, 2007 10:48 AM, Anonymous rich said…

    After the post I was thinking, there goes another idea stolen from the hood. You know dudes been giving their dawgs malt liquor for years.

     
  • At January 23, 2007 12:24 PM, Blogger denea marcel said…

    my dog prefers jack daniels.

     
  • At January 23, 2007 6:05 PM, Blogger Lance said…

    yo dog has damn good taste...i prefer black women and jack daniel's too!!!

     
  • At January 28, 2007 7:09 PM, Blogger Matt said…

    I don't know about beer but my girlfriend's dog sure goes through a lot of peanut butter!

     
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Home: Wonderland, Midwest Central, United States

About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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