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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
Born That Way
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Before I get into this, let me make one thing clear, I'm not anti or pro gay. In fact a very good and longtime friend of mine came out while we were in college. But that's neither here nor there (doesn't matter), the point I was attempting to make is that maybe there is some validity to this "born gay" theory.

I've heard comments like you don't see other animals outside of humans acting gay. Well, that's not quite true.

Zoologists have known for many years that homosexuality isn't uncommon among animals.

In fact, male sheep exhibit homosexuality at least as often as humans: roughly 8% of rams turn out to have sex exclusively with other rams.



Talk about a butt in the head. I guess all that slapping up against each other got them turned on.


This little piece of faunal ephemera might otherwise have gone unnoticed outside the rarely intersecting subcultures of gays and shepherds. But a few months ago, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals launched a p.r. campaign on behalf of gay sheep. PETA claims that researchers in Oregon are killing gay sheep and cutting open their brains in order to learn how to turn gay rams straight.

The lengths we go to in order to make everyone and everything fit inside a box is unreal. If those sheep want to bump each other, let them go right ahead, besides they were born that way.


Time: Yep, They're Gay
posted by R. Fitzgerald @ 4:35 AM  
3 Comments:
  • At February 8, 2007 1:37 PM, Anonymous the man with balls said…

    In light of this turn of events, I guess "sheep skin" condoms were made for a different reason altogether.

    Baaaa!

     
  • At February 8, 2007 7:17 PM, Anonymous California Dove said…

    I think that people are looking too far into the 'gay animal' theory. What difference does it make if the sheep are gay? Shave them and make me a hoodie.
    As for gay people, I dont believe the 'born gay' non sense. It's all about preferences;just as I like tall men. Your friend is your friend regardless of his sexual preference....not that there's anything wrong with it.

     
  • At February 10, 2007 12:39 PM, Blogger Matt said…

    I guess some people just get "horny" and want to get "rammed"....heh...heh...oy.

     
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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