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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita".
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.)
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
Cheating can kill you
Tuesday, February 20, 2007


While searching out a post topic I ran across an interesting article. Here's the headline:


The death did not occur from the hands of an angry wife as one would suspect. It came as a result of having your cake and eating it too.

The majority of the men who died during sexual intercourse, died when having sex with mistresses, not with their wives.

The study was done in Germany on 30,000 men who died since 1970. Out of those 30K only 60 men came and went at the same time and over 25% of those men were with a lover or a prostitute. So what caused the death you ask. It wasn't bad loving. In fact is was just the opposite. It seems that when men are with their other woman, they go out of their way to perform at their best. That's right, they died trying to "represent".
So much for "who's your daddy".

When these men went out of their way to "put it down" it seems their orgasm was exhausted, with the likely cause of death being attributed to increased blood pressure.




posted by Rich Fitzgerald @ 8:00 AM  
10 Comments:
  • At February 20, 2007 1:23 PM, Anonymous the man with balls said…

    I ain't gone lie, there is some truth to that. Your real woman already knows what you are like.
    Since you talked up on the new woman, the sex has to be all that because it's all you have you can share with her. Most of the time anyway, especially if you are creeping.

     
  • At February 20, 2007 2:09 PM, Blogger Lance said…

    hmmm...gives the phrase "going out with a bang!" new meaning...hmmm, what happens when it's the woman...she drowns in a flood?....lol

     
  • At February 20, 2007 2:12 PM, Blogger Girly_Girl said…

    I was thinking the same thing, Lance...

    what DOES happen when it's the woman?

    Don't get it twisted, I'm just wondering...

     
  • At February 20, 2007 2:59 PM, Blogger Lance said…

    twisted?...probably more turn't out

    roast beef, anyone???... (;-P

     
  • At February 20, 2007 3:24 PM, Blogger Girly_Girl said…

    Lance, are you mad at me? :)

     
  • At February 20, 2007 5:21 PM, Anonymous Rich said…

    I don't think that was a stab at you Girly Girl.

    From where I'm standing, it was just a play on words. Warning would be participants to not get turned out in the process.

     
  • At February 20, 2007 9:38 PM, Blogger Lance said…

    naw, i ain't mad at ya boo....rich was close...thin roast beef slices take on a "look" of their own sometimes...this is what happen when you drink too much... (8-P

     
  • At February 20, 2007 11:34 PM, Anonymous the man with balls said…

    i'm having whatever he had. i still didn't understand that.

     
  • At February 21, 2007 9:51 PM, Blogger Shelia said…

    Oh my...cheating can kill you in more ways than one.

     
  • At February 21, 2007 9:53 PM, Blogger dc_speaks said…

    just be single and promiscuity isn't a concern...LOL

     
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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