| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Come and Get It |
| Monday, February 05, 2007 |
Do you suffer from bad hair days?
Hair looking limp and dry?
Want that fabulous lustre and shine put back in.
Well, I've got just what the doctor ordered, and it's a new special formulation.
An upmarket London beauty salon says it can give your hair the ultimate shine by treating it with a mixture that includes semen from thoroughbred bulls.
Hari's in ritzy Chelsea offers a 45-minute "Aberdeen Organic Hair" treatment that involves massaging a protein-rich mixture of bull semen and a plant root into the client's hair, a spokeswoman told Reuters on Friday.
Owner Hari Salem told media that he tried hundreds of products -- including wild avocados and truffle oil -- before hitting on bull semen as the elusive element in a formula for making hair look gorgeous.
"The semen is refrigerated before use and doesn't smell," Salem told the Metro newspaper. "It leaves your hair looking wonderfully soft and thick."
He said the treatment will remain on offer providing the bulls can keep up the supply.
I don't see them letting short supply by the bulls getting in the way of their money making. I wonder if they plan on diluting the formula with a more readily available substitute.
Reprint: Getting fabulous hair takes a bit of bull ... semen |
posted by R. Fitzgerald @ 8:15 AM   |
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I do just about anything for fabulous hair...but, this is too much! Even for me!
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Who is jackin off the bull???
The question had to be asked.
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ROFL!!! Sheletha!!!
You are too much!
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I'm willing to make my contribution if any of you gals can't afford the service in the article.
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YUCK! That's all I can say. I dont want the "stuff" touching my skin, let alone in my hair!!!!! Can you imagine the smell!!!
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actually, california dove, i can.
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Hey, girl with sticky hair...
Are you related to the man with balls?
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girly_girl:
how do you think my hair got so sticky?
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Baby, don't be telling them how we play. Let's keep that on the low low.
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okay, baby. i'll keep it to myself. i won't even mention how i've got the loveliest skin this side of a baby's bottom, even though my hair's a bit sticky. have i thanked you for that lately?
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No you haven't, but I can't wait to see you again soon. I have so much to share with you, I can barely hold it all in.
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let's have a splashdown. i'll be sure to show my gratitude.
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MWB!!!
GwSH!!!
hmmmmmmmm......
I've been drinking, can you tell?
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My sticky love doll,
I know where you live, I just wish I could get to you sooner than later. In the meantime, I'll just hold you to your word.
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we'll see, my swollen one. we'll see.
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I love it when you talk dirty to me
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I guess this is a private party...
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Can't you tell that we like it when people watch. The next time she posts her name will be "soft and wet" because I'll make sure I don't hit her in the hair.
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"...i really dig it when u call my name/your love is driving me, u're driving me insane..."
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"I'm crazy baby, oh girl...Crazy about your love...."
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i like this. but then, you already know that.
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MWB...forget about the girl with sticky hair.
*whispering* Sheletha is much cuter.
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I know you like it, my big bosomed love bunny.
Hey Girly Girl I like the change in photo but can't you see I'm getting my mack on over here. I offered y'all some playground fun and both of you jumped off the swings, so just watch how the big kids play for now.
This ride is too much fun to stop now.
Now back to you "sticky". What were you saying?
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yo quiero tu dulce leche y sabroso bicho, papi. ahora. da me!! da me!! da me!! por favorrrrrrrrrr.....
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No Speaka No Spanish, but I like how you play so here goes.
soy duro como roca
siempre que usted sea listo
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By the way
Soy una bestia grande
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ai papi, yes you are. muy, muy, muy magnifico.
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Okay, MWB, okay...I'll leave you two alone....
But please visit my blog again, okay? I love your comments!
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Sticky,
usted es mi muchacha
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I'm starting to get a little jealous...
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In a French accent....
Zis Girly Girl is un cock blockaire!
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Sorry, I can't help it.
Who is this sticky chick ANYWAY?
Thanks for your comments, MWB.
Please email me soon and tell me who you are. I'm dying of curiosity.
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and you, balls, es mi hombre preferido.
girly_girl, do not block zi cock!! i've got big plans for it.
as for who i am, my man knows me, don't you baby? that's all that matters.
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MWB!!!
Please!!! I don't often beg!
Inquiring minds need to know.
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And shut up, Sticky.
I had some Chardonnay at lunch and I'm ready to rumble.
Don't mess with the Girly Girl, wench.
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Girly Girl, If I told you, then I'd have to kill you, and in the words of MJ, I'm a lover not a fighter.
As for you sticky, Oh yes, I know who you are and your secret is safe with me.
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that must have been a bottle of sour grapes you had at lunch, girly_girl.
balls is down with sticky, and vice versa. that's just the way it is. you passed when you had the chance. sour grapes aren't becoming someone as pretty as you. can't we all just get along?
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What kind of FBI bullshit is this?
If you told me, then you'd have to kill me? Please. I'm a GREAT secret keeper. Probably the best IN THE WORLD.
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I'll give you one thing Girly Girl, I'm busting a gut laughing at you.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a rendezvous to prepare for.
Heading for the gym so that I stay hard for my Sticky Girl.
Smooches to all who have been entertained.
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work it baby. i'll be waiting.....
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fine. FINE!!!
I'll remember this, MWB!!!
Don't think you're off the hook, either, Sticky...
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That was FUNNY! Hey GG and Sheletha, look like y'all are a day late and a dollar short on this one. That whole spiel was hilarious.
Looks like we have a new personality on the Lo Zone. I think this post count sets a new record too.
Look at me, forever the nerd, thinking about business.
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I mean is he playing hard to get or something???
Because it may be working...
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Rich, its time for another Jesus post...they talkin nassy with all that spanish going on
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I do just about anything for fabulous hair...but, this is too much! Even for me!