The Lo Zone

A groovy place in cyberspace run by author Lolita Files. Come on in. Bring some Pepsi.

Lo Fun Fact #1

"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.

Lo Fun Fact #2

I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.

Lo Fun Fact #3

Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?

Lo Fun Fact #4

I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?

Lo Fun Fact #5

I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!

Lo Fun Fact #6

I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.

Lo Fun Fact #7

I have ~~four~~ ~~five~~ six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have ~~four~~ ~~five~~ six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.

Halleluyah!! I've been changed

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

It looks like Ted Haggard has undergone quite a change after a THREE week intensive counseling session. While it's been nearly three months since he made headlines for having a male partner, Haggard has since managed to steer clear of any duplicitious behavior.

So, in honor of Brother Haggard, I offer the following selection from the choir.

[click "play" (the arrow button) to watch]

I know it's hard to walk the straight and narrow sometimes, but let's hope that his change is sincere and that he just isn't looking to find his way back into the pulpit for the wrong reasons. The church leaders suggested he relocate (damage control, in my opinion), so I'm sure he'll be preaching again soon.

I hate to sound like a non-believer, but this just seems all too familiar.

Haggard now "completely heterosexual"
Previously on the Lo Zone #1
Previously on the Lo Zone #2

posted by R. Fitzgerald @ 8:30 AM

5 Comments:

At February 7, 2007 10:27 AM, Sheletha said…

no comment on haggard...but the mimes were pretty good. i get chills everytime i hear that song
At February 7, 2007 11:22 AM, Rich in the Stl said…

Did that happen to you too! I almost changed the post when I was listening song. The Spirit was definitely moving on that. I actually woke up singing that this morning.
At February 7, 2007 4:08 PM, Lance said…

ya kno'...i forgot all about haggard when i was watching the video. that's a powerful song!!!

wouldn't be cool to see a competition of gospel mimes? it would be like a step show for the Lord. 0(;-)
At February 7, 2007 11:03 PM, California Dove said…

Its always good to have your Spirit renewed. Mimes and Steppers are all over the churches. Actually my son is a member of the Step Ministry: Tribe of Judah, and they have competitions all the time. It's awesome.
At February 10, 2007 12:49 PM, Matt said…

So I guess Haggard's going to stop sucking hired cock dry to sucking parishioners' savings accounts dry.

My personal thought is that he'll keep doing both.