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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
Happy Valentines Day
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
On this day set aside for love, I hope everyone gets their fair share.

For some reason, I've never been a big fan of Valentines Day. Maybe it was because I was usually single when it rolled around. It wasn't planned (I didn't dump to avoid holidays).


Anyway, I searched the blog archives to see how Lo celebrated last year. So keeping with tradition, here's a little piece of chocolate for you ladies.

My son Miles, who just turned 5 in December, already loves the ladies, so he'll enjoy the attention. I know ya'll didn't think I was going to find some man to put on here. However, if you just must have some chocolate, here's something you can sink your teeth into.



HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!


posted by R. Fitzgerald @ 8:00 AM  
7 Comments:
  • At February 14, 2007 8:42 AM, Blogger Sheletha said…

    OHHHH Miles!!!! so handsome, come here so I can bite your cheeks!!! LOL..

    Just Kidding

    Not really...Happy Valentines Day!!!!

     
  • At February 14, 2007 9:21 AM, Blogger Girly_Girl said…

    Miles is too precious. I'm sure he's already a heartbreaker.

    Happy Valentines Day, Lo Zoners!

     
  • At February 14, 2007 10:20 AM, Blogger Juan G said…

    Isn't it amazing how a day set aside to acknowledge love can be identified as V.D.

    I ain't cynical just by myself this year :-( but then that ain't a bad thing either.

    HAPPY VALENTINES DAY (even to the fellas) -- we got to learn to acknowledge each other a lil' better

     
  • At February 14, 2007 10:45 AM, Blogger Lance said…

    happy valentine's day to all my lozo peeps and even to you too anonymous...

    miles already a playa. k pops, bring him up right, no more than two girls per week in high school!!!!...gotta keep his pimp strong and eeeeeeez!!!!!

    here's a newsflash...kinda happy, although i didn't win a thing, but i learned last night that a co-worker of mine won last saturday night's ny lotto for $34.5 million.

    i'm estatic just in the fact of knowing someone whose actually won a big time lottery game. keep hope alive, go buy a lottery ticket.

    a dollar and a dream can go very far if you allow it too.

     
  • At February 14, 2007 12:17 PM, Blogger Rich in the Stl said…

    It's dangerous having a son when you remember how bad you used to be. He has all my charm and then some now at age 5, so it's going to be quite a ride watching him grow up. He's a loving soul, so I hope some chick doesn't break his heart and lead him down the dark side, but I'll be working overtime to help him peep game and stay a true and honest brother.

     
  • At February 18, 2007 12:31 AM, Blogger Shelia said…

    Happy Belated Valentine's Day y'all. I've been knee deep in trying to meet a deadline.

    Lo, you have a cute little boy...when he gets older, you'll have to beat the young ladies off.

     
  • At February 18, 2007 1:07 AM, Blogger Rich in the Stl said…

    Sorry Sheila, Miles is mine (Rich in the STL). I'm filling in for Lo right now, but I'm glad you think my posts remind you of hers.

     
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Home: Wonderland, Midwest Central, United States

About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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