| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.) |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Getting your beast on |
| Thursday, March 22, 2007 |
I remember hearing about bestiality when I was growing up and I couldn't believe that such sexual deviants existed. The acts were relegated to the country boys living miles away from a willing female or a nympho who just had to have herself a horse. Imagine the shock, that I experienced when I stumbled up on this. (you have to read this one in it's entirety.) A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer. The sentence also requires Bryan James Hathaway to be evaluated as a sex offender and treated at the Institute for Psychological and Sexual Health in Duluth, Minn."The state believes that particular place is the best to provide treatment for the individual," Assistant District Attorney Jim Boughner said.Hathaway's probation will be served at the same time as a nine-month jail sentence he received in February for violating his extended supervision.He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having sex with it. He was sentenced to 18 months in jail and two years of extended supervision on that charge as well as six years of probation for taking and driving a vehicle without the owner's consent.Hathaway pleaded no contest earlier this month to misdemeanor mistreatment of an animal for the incident involving the deer. He was sentenced Tuesday in Douglas County Circuit Court."The type of behavior is disturbing," Judge Michael Lucci said. "It's disturbing to the public. It's disturbing to the court."And it's disturbing to me! |
posted by Rich Fitzgerald @ 8:30 AM   |
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Oh my goodness...this man is sick in the head.
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and to think he got caught....i wonder how long this has been going on?
probably since pa-pa and dem show'd him how to! nasty fuckas!
yeah this means Y'ALL! (;-P
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hey shelia, long time...what's new boo?
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a prime example of someone not being taught the "birds and the bees" principles!
beastiality is a good way to always get an insanity plea!
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My goodness. I mean imagine how he looked with his pants down. I would have hurled if I caught him. Yuck!
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DISGUSTING!! glad they are finally getting arrested for this type of behavior!...and i guess we should just be glad they weren't raping any women or children :eyes rolling:
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there have been so many (recent) occurances of beastility in washington state that they actually had to put laws on the books....
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Hi Lance, I've been working on a project that is eating up a lot of my time (although I'm still surfing my favorite online spots to relieve stress...smile).
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Oh, thanks, Denea...
So, why is Washington state so prone to beastiality? The climate? Or, maybe disgusting people just gravitate to that state? It's a mystery.
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fyi, washington state is home of one of the largest white supremacy group in the united states. known primarily as "the aryan brotherhood or nation"
so anything is possible. all that rain can drive one crazy.
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though I loathe to admit it ... I did own that animal farm porn video . i reluctantly inherited my partners collection when he shacked up with his lady. Oh my when I put on tape to view with the woman I was dating at the time I had alot of explaining to do... I was like i thought it was going to be a porn with farmers as the story line.
of course I passed it on to another friend without warning label of course ...
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"I did own that animal farm porn video . i reluctantly inherited my partners collection when he shacked up with his lady." -Cort
i hate to ask, CG, but how big was her ass?!!!...hahahahaha!!!!! (;-P
no need for a video when you got the real deal son!
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Oh my goodness...this man is sick in the head.