| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.) |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| I can't believe this $#%@ |
| Monday, March 05, 2007 |
For the life of me, I can't understand how anyone could even bring themselves to expose a child to this. But understand you are also talking to the guy who doesn't get how other adults in the vacinity can idly stand by when people curse at their young children like they are less than human. I don't know what they should do to these teenagers for this atrocity I'm about to share, but whatever they decide to do it needs to be severe. They can start with a swift kick in the behind. They definitely know better.
Uncle Teaching 2 & 5-Year-Old Nephews to Smoke Pot
Can somebody please tell me what we should do about this mess that exists within the culture today. It seems like there is just a disconnect that has taken place with aspects of society. |
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Sometimes frustration can't be measured well enough by words. I am SPEECHLESS.
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These kids today just ain't got no home training.
Dumb kids come from dumb parents. As a matter of fact, the parents need to be investigated for even leaving the kids in the custody of those trifling negroes.
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OH MI Goodness look at the balls!!!!
Okay...back to the topic.
I saw this on cnn over the weekend and was truly disgusted. These kids are going to rot in jail.
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They should definitely arrest the parents, uncles, and whatever adults were around...that let it happen.
MWB pic --- lol u r too much!
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I know I saw this too. What's surprising is, the kids didn't even choke. This act was exposed to the children long before. Did you notice the older child rollin' the joint? I can't roll like that.
On the AM news, they mom said that they should not give the teenager a lot of time, he should only get probation.
HELLO! The mom is a Pot-Head for selling her kids out like that. So its OK for the kids to get high. Where the hell is "Big Momma" ?
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Wellll, what do we really expect from a nation that applauds a man with several Baby Mamas by putting him on the cover of "respected" magazines (One had the nerve to put him & famous "groupie" BabyMama on the cover of their annual Black Love issue = HUGE smirk & SIGH). There are photos on the internet of his 14 yr. old getting a lap dance. Are we really so surprised that people are teaching their kids to roll joints & get high? The only real surprising thing is the Fools had the nerve to film it...but then again, they were blazed outta their minds. Criminals are making the work of police so much easier these days.
The days of Caligula had NOTHING on what's happening now. Should I start building that Ark?
Gotta laugh to keep from crying.
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.
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Sometimes frustration can't be measured well enough by words. I am SPEECHLESS.