| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.) |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| You Shole Is Ugly... |
| Monday, March 26, 2007 |
 ...he's-sorta-cute kinda way.
Yup. That's a pretty fugly bird. Guess there's a reason it's rarely seen. From the looks of its eyes, I'd say it's been spending a helluva lotta time in Jamaica.
 I'm just sayin'.
iTWire.com: Very rare Long-whiskered Owlet seen in Peru |
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very ugly to the fifth power.
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Cute post! Ugly or not, it had me smiling and laughing this morning.
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But ugly-cute, Sheletha...like Mick Jagger or E.T.
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what the hell, is in that owl's mouf in the second pic, below? looks like a dildo or sumpthin'. hootie-hoo!!!
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See there, Lance? Now why you gotta go and challenge my photoshopping skills? It's a SPLIFF. I couldn't figure out how to make smoke come out of it, so yeah sure, it kinda looks like a condom, but I figured with my comment about the owl hiding in Jamaica, it might be self-evident.
...always wanna be startin' something...
LOL.
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lol..my bad lo
me dun kno', put on one of those red, black, green and yellow beanies on his head and have him holding a red stripe beer. tru rasta burd! PASS DA GANJA MON, SEEN!!!!!
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I thought it was a condom, but i didnt want to say anything
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Home: Wonderland, Midwest Central, United States
About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.
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very ugly to the fifth power.