| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.) |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Break out the 40's |
| Thursday, April 12, 2007 |
The gang is back in full effect.  If you haven't noticed, Matt has returned to The Lo Zone. Matt is the black sheep of this otherwise dark cast of characters, but we love him anyway. His jokes are always right on time and he's never at a loss for words. Welcome back to The Zone Matt.
For the uninformed, Matt writes screenplays and at one point was trying to sell a script for Mrs. Doubtfire 2. However, the powers that be didn't want to do a sequel to that film.
I started reading the script and I liked it. It was also the first time I had the opportunity to read a screenplay so it was quite interesting to see how it was done. If you'd like to check it out, you can go to Matt's download page for the script. He even has an email contact if you'd like to comment on his work.
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MAAAAAAATT!!!!
say playa, how 'bout a script about a dumb ass president (just glance towards the current ad-minstrel-zation)
naaah, definitely a bootleg deal and we've already go "fahrenheit 9/11"
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Thanks so much for the kind words, Rich! Lance, what's up??
In answer to your question; I think the country is ready to forget all about Bush and the awesome damage he's done to this country and our reputation around the planet. It's just unreal. And to see that less-than-30% out there defend this moron till the end makes me wince.
Then again, I saw the lacrosse players on TV today, all damned day today, saying, "This is the worst thing a family could possibly EVER go through..." Wow. I would've imagined the worse thing would be a Sudanese mother having her infant snatched from her arms, then bayonneted in front of her.
I guess we could impeach him if only we could find some inturn to blow him in the White House. I heard Jeff Gannon's still around.
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nice to meet ya, Matt. You are funny as hell.
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Matt!
I really did miss you--big time! I'm very happy you're back. :)
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Thanks guys, missed you all too. Just so damned busy these days!
Then again, who isn't??
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Thanks dc_speaks and Girly Girl...what's everyone doin' these days?
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.
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MAAAAAAATT!!!!
say playa, how 'bout a script about a dumb ass president (just glance towards the current ad-minstrel-zation)
naaah, definitely a bootleg deal and we've already go "fahrenheit 9/11"