| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Don't Touch My Monkey...Please. |
| Friday, April 27, 2007 |
 ...and they had a situation where a very important person on the hospital staff got swollen balls because A FISH SWAM UP HIS SCHLONG.
 ...that can slither up your business (that means yours, too, ladies, which makes it an, um, "cat fish" as well).
Behold this phenomenon and be scared shitless.*
*And all this time I was just hoping to make it through life without getting chlamydia...
ABC.com: Grey's Anatomy
Wikipedia: Candirú |
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it really looks like a penis!!!
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I have to give it to Shonda, she keeps up with the news. LOL. I had just read about this one man a couple of weeks ago who had that happen. I think it was Torrance Stephens blog. LOL.
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I watched that episode of Grey's Anatomy last night and cringed...I was totally freaked out.
I love and I do mean love swimming in the ocean and lakes. I'm now scared to death of having a little guy swimming up in my pole...dayummmm
Ignorance is bliss and now I'm f****d up about fresh/salt water swimming.
Thanks alot!
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I watched last night and as soon as the guy said he went skinny dipping in the Amazon, I KNEW! I had heard about it years ago... I just kept saying, "Something swam up his pee-hole. Watch, you'll see." The friend I watched with was so grossed out when it turned out to be the case... She almost made me turn the station.
P.S. Hey y'all! ;-)
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That is nasty as hell. I held myself all the way through the video. This is another good reason for me not to go swimming. I cannot believe that fish was so big when the pulled it out. OUCH!!!!!!!
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it really looks like a penis!!!