| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| The Friday Skank. |
| Friday, April 27, 2007 |
Because everybody deserves to, um, "get off" a little early for the weekend.
 Oh yeah...and this time she brought her pole with her.
 Press PLAY below for some stank ass Friday action. Make sure to wipe your keyboard off when you finish.
Have a great weekend!!!
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posted by Lo @ 10:38 AM   |
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Ain't nothing like a little Down South Bump to get the weekend jumping.
You took me back to the late 80's with this.
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Yeah! Pole dancing, now I can drop like its hot and not wear my knees out. LOL.
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yeah...I am looking forward to hanging out this weekend. The past week and a half has been pretty tiresome.
Party tiiiiiime!!!
Cort Gizzle will be my designated driver for the weekend. LOL..he just doesn't know it yet.
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(((looking behind me))) is it shakin'????
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Glad I didn't check this out at work...but now that I'm off...
C'mon girll...get it, get it...c'mon now just get it get it...
can ya'll see it shakin?(LMAO)
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Ain't nothing like a little Down South Bump to get the weekend jumping.
You took me back to the late 80's with this.