| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Really Good Or Really Shitty, Excerpt #6!!! |
| Monday, April 23, 2007 |
It's back!!!
That's right, it's The Lo Zone's very own literary litmus...
...where...
YOU DECIDE
...what blows...
 ...and what doesn't.
First, acknowledging my muses...
...and one of the greatest English teachers ever...
Mary and her husband Gareth
...Mary Pittman-Jones.
And without further delay, today's excerpt:
“See, I told you dum-dum. That frog ain’t turn to no dust,” the little girl taunted in a heavy southern accent. She had her hand on her hip, just the way Aunt Sister always stood. Her head rolled on her slender neck with an expertise far beyond her seven years. She stared at her brother waiting for his response, which would probably be a swift smack upside her head. Instead, he brushed past his sister fuming at his fallacy. She giggled at his defeat and skipped toward the creek to look for another activity.
Approaching the creek, the girl settled on dangling her legs over the dilapidated bridge that straddled the small stretch of water. She tiptoed to the middle of the bridge, careful to avoid the missing spaces where planks of wood once lay. Finding a secure spot, she carefully sat and began to further roll up the legs of her faded over-alls. They were two sizes too big, an obvious hand-me-down from her brother. Coupled with his oversized white t-shirt, she was lost in her ensemble. Her pants legs rolled to her satisfaction, the girl gingerly lowered her body and slid her legs under the railing of the bridge. Her legs were just long enough now that her feet skimmed the top of the creek water. Leaning back on her hands with her face turned upward at the sun, she remembered the days when Mama was alive and yearned for them with a hunger too deep for her own understanding. Remember, this poll is completely anonymous. Vote away.
Check back tomorrow for the results!!! Previously: The Lo Zone: Really Good Or Really Shitty, Excerpt #5: The Results!!! Previously: The Lo Zone: Really Good Or Really Shitty, Excerpt #5!!! Previously: The Lo Zone: Really Good Or Really Shitty, Excerpt #4: The Results!!! Previously: The Lo Zone: Really Good Or Really Shitty, Excerpt #4!!! Previously: The Lo Zone: Really Good Or Really Shitty, Excerpt #3: The Results!!! Previously: The Lo Zone: Really Good Or Really Shitty, Excerpt #3!!! Previously: The Lo Zone: Really Good Or Really Shitty, Excerpt #2: The Results!!! Previously: The Lo Zone: Really Good Or Really Shitty, Excerpt #2!!! Previously: The Lo Zone: Really Good Or Really Shitty, Excerpt #1: The Results!!! Previously: The Lo Zone: Really Good Or Really Shitty!!! Part 1 (Or, WWM3MS...What Would My 3 Muses Say?) |
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it must be a southern thing...my cousins and aunts used to call my daddy "uncle brother"
this is cute
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literary work like this reminds me of my childhood days in the south, when life was simple and living off the fat of the land had it's advantages.
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I enjoyed this as well, the language was simple, and very descriptive. I found it quite entertaining.
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i wonder who it is? it sounds reminicent of faulkner or harper lee...hmmmm...i LIKE it!
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it must be a southern thing...my cousins and aunts used to call my daddy "uncle brother"
this is cute