| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.) |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Because Sometimes You Need To Be High To Appreciate A Discount. |
| Tuesday, May 29, 2007 |
 A Long Island mother was arrested at a Wal-Mart after she was spotted snorting heroin as she pushed her 3-year-old son in a shopping cart, police said yesterday.
Stacy Roe, 35, allegedly inhaled the powdered drug through a straw near the garden center of the Centereach store, police said.
Guards saw her on a surveillance camera and called cops. Heck, shopping in WalMart can be pretty overwhelming for anybody (who can resist that 40lb bag of animal crackers on sale for 99 cents, even though that's not what you came there for)---but enough to make you do some smack?
Damn. Perhaps WalMart needs to rethink their slogan.
 Works for me!!!
NY Daily News: Mom nabbed in drug snort at Wal-Mart |
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now this was not funny. If it wasn't so pathetic, I'd have to ask her if she picked up the smack from the pharmacy at deep discount prices?
That kind of behavior clearly demonstrates that she really didn't give a damn. Not abot the child, the law, on-lookers or anything else.
SHe was all the way gone....ziggity boo.
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I guess the old saying, "You have to be high to shop at Wal-Mart" is true after all.
Shame.
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now this was not funny. If it wasn't so pathetic, I'd have to ask her if she picked up the smack from the pharmacy at deep discount prices?
That kind of behavior clearly demonstrates that she really didn't give a damn. Not abot the child, the law, on-lookers or anything else.
SHe was all the way gone....ziggity boo.