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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
A Literary Star Is Born.
Thursday, May 31, 2007
My honey and I would like emphatically CONGRATULATE and show SUPER-DUPER LOVE to our dear, dear friend, cheerleader, and partner-in-m*therf*ckin-crime...an extraordinarily-talented Poetess for the New Millennium...


We both love her individually and collectively, having cultivated our own independent relationships with her long before we ever came together, and we are so very proud to see her debut literary effort, a wonderful, wonderful book of poetry entitled...

Check out the awesome cover...

Please, please, please...do yourself a favor and get her book posthaste!!! You can order it online now at Amazon.com and Barnes and Noble.com. You can also check out an excellent sampling of our girl's extraordinary talents at her blogs, Neurotica and Nonsense and Adventures In Drinking.

Again, we love, love, love, love, LOVE this woman to pieces and want everyone to know just how much she shines when it comes to the word. Just look at her...

saasouthpark

...if that's not a bada$$, we don't know what is. So, in honor of our girl, we hereby celebrate her with a perfect popular tune we have officially redubbed...

[click the above link to listen]

Amazon.com: lavish lines/luscious lies
Barnes and Noble.com: lavish lines/luscious lies
Adventures In Drinking
Neurotica and Nonsense
posted by Lo @ 9:05 AM  
9 Comments:
  • At May 31, 2007 2:07 AM, Blogger Lance said…

    see ya when you get here saadia...

    WE'LL ALL DRINK TO THAT!!!!!

    (;-P~~

     
  • At May 31, 2007 5:04 AM, Anonymous mj said…

    So let it be written...So let it be done! All Love and then some.

    (via 5th dimension)

     
  • At May 31, 2007 7:15 AM, Blogger Girly_Girl said…

    Yaaaaaaaay!!! Thanks to EVERY SINGLE LO ZONER--your appreciation of my poetry has made all the difference...

     
  • At May 31, 2007 7:20 AM, Blogger dc_speaks said…

    heyyyyyyyyy, MF!!! You deserve all the praise and love. Have a fantastic time in NYC. Wish we were there with ya, but since we aren't...I hope you can feel the love from where we are right now..

    Have fun and sell those books, MF!!

    xoxoxo

     
  • At May 31, 2007 8:01 AM, Blogger denea marcel said…

    Congrats Saadia! How exciting!

     
  • At May 31, 2007 9:51 AM, Blogger Lo said…

    mj!!! thanks for poking your head in from the 5th dimension. i thought i sensed you walking around in the ether.

    i miss u, my friend. we have lotttttttttttttts to catch up on!!!

    111

     
  • At May 31, 2007 10:35 AM, Blogger Sheletha said…

    I see yo mj...


    Yaaayyyy Saadia!!!!! Im so happy for you...

    Whats next??? the jigga man is going to put some beats behind the words and Mary J is going to sing them...

    ask and it shall be done...

     
  • At May 31, 2007 2:09 PM, Anonymous Greeneyedrican said…

    Congrats Saadia! I have read your poetry and I think your pen is definately on fire!
    Loving the cover too. Cherish the feeling it's such an accomplishment, I remember how I felt when I published my first book. =) Enjoy the ride!

     
  • At June 2, 2007 3:37 PM, Blogger Matt said…

    Congratulations, GirlyGirl!! Any chance you can come over for a 'private' signing?

     
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Home: Wonderland, Midwest Central, United States

About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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