The Lo Zone

A groovy place in cyberspace run by author Lolita Files. Come on in. Bring some Pepsi.

  
Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
The Lo Zone: Changing The Way You Pop Shit On The Daily.
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
That's right, we here at The Lo Zone are committed to impacting the national (and international) lexicon of progressive conversation. So much so that a post we did earlier this month called What's The Opposite Of Mr. Right? resulted in the good folks at one of my favorite and oft-referenced websites, Urban Dictionary.com, reaching out to me us that very same day and asking if I we would be interested in submitting to their website a phrase they had never seen used before (that's because I...me! me! me!...happened to coin it in that very moment). Here's the particular phrase they were referring to from the post:

[click image to enlarge]

So, being the obliging folks that we are here at The Zone, we (don't you just love the royal 'we'?) submitted the term per their request. After a short waiting period during which their editors either approve or reject the submission, we were APPROVED!!! We are now a part of the continued degradation of the national lexicon!!! To wit:

[click image to go to the definition]

We're just bursting with pride. Makes us want to start a new slogan or something:

"The Lo Zone: proudly fuggin' up the way you speak!!!"


Previously: The Lo Zone: What's The Opposite Of Mr. Right?
Urban Dictionary.com: relationship felon
posted by Lo @ 10:34 AM  
10 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home
 
About Me

Name: Lolita Files

Home: Wonderland, Midwest Central, United States

About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

See my complete profile

Email Me!















Join our list by clicking the image below for text message updates regarding appearances, signings, upcoming projects, and special Lo Zone events!!!


Previous Posts
Archives
Links
Powered by

Free Blogger Templates

BLOGGER
© 2005 The Lo Zone Template by Isnaini Dot Com