| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Still Tired. Sleepy. Travelling. Busy... |
| Monday, May 21, 2007 |
 DANCE.
We interrupt this lap dance for an important news bulletin. Lo has been spotted heading towards CA and will resume her place upon the throne as "Queen Bee of the Blogs."
We now return to the strip tease in progress.
**Remember to keep all hands and sharp objects away from the performers** |
posted by Lo @ 9:05 AM   |
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| 11 Comments: |
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First, thanks for stopping by. I appreciate you gracing me with your presence. Second, I'm glad you did. I looked at a lot of what you have to say and found it refreshingly different. There's a lot of blah blah blah out there, but I like your perspective. I'll come often.
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There shall be a celebration of honey to welcome home the Queen.
"Let them eat, Honey!"
No fried chicken.
The honeycomb is too confined and it is definitely not flame retardant. LOL!!
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I love South Park! But that character... LOL.
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It will be interesting to get a take of what Lo brings to the table after so much time away.
The stripper scares me.
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DC, how about GRILLED chicken? I'm just sayin'...
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grilled chicken is better for the body...so that works...LOL!!
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I promise to come often as well. Finally, a promise I can get my hands around!
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Matt...what in the HELL is wrong with you?
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How much time you got, GirlyGirl?
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First, thanks for stopping by. I appreciate you gracing me with your presence. Second, I'm glad you did. I looked at a lot of what you have to say and found it refreshingly different. There's a lot of blah blah blah out there, but I like your perspective. I'll come often.