| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| My Guess Is, At This Point... (REPOST) |
| Tuesday, June 19, 2007 |
I've been listening to some old Jackson 5 and Michael Jackson while writing, and decided to pull up this post from early last year and repost it while I'm trying to finish the manuscript I'm working on. We should all tip our forties to MJ, version 1.0. He might not have liked himself then, but he sure was much easier on the eyes.
Look at all those African noses, pre-surgery. I love a black man's unretouched face.
Enjoy the repost below!!!
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My guess is, at this point...
 ...he's totally unreachable. Way off the Richter of anything remotely close to sane. So let's have a moment of silence remembering him the way he used to be:
 It was nice knowing you, Brown Michael.
The creature that stole your body...
 ...ran your shit into the ground.
Breitbart.com: Michael Jackson Spotted in Robe and Veil |
posted by Lo @ 9:05 AM   |
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it wasnt just his nose he changed...he changed every damn thing to look like (that)...I hope that was a mistake when he gave the instructions to the plastic surgeons.
maybe he said nose reconstruction so soft that they thought he meant total reconstruction. lol...who "nose"..ba dump bump *cool play on words*
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My Mom and I were just talking about this the other day!!!
I mean, what in the world happened to him? He was so cool!!! Now he's just a freak. I would be frightened if I ever saw him in real life.
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What is that thing at the bottom? Is that Michael Jackson? It looks like a fugged up claymation figure. He's the poster child for racial self hatred.
Gina
Alexandria, VA
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Ok, Mike has been gyped or he wanted to look that way.
I have to say Joe Jackson is partially to blame. In interviews, you can tell he is touched in the head and Katherine just stomachs it.
Mike and Latoya look the worst followed by Jermaine and Tito. LOL.
Janet and Rebbie look the best.
I used to have a crush on Mike pre-nose job. LOL. smh.
Prince in his heels is looking better to me. LOL.
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It's only a few minutes away from June 20 out here in Beijing, but I'm still checkin' me some Lo Zone while watching how the U.S. Markets are opening....
Yes, Triumph was an incredible album... I play it for the kids all the time along with Off The Wall. Can You Feel It, Lovely One, Time Waits for No One, Walk Right Now, and my favorite, Heartbreak Hotel... I could play that sh__t all night!
Hey, the boy's crazy.... too bad. Who knows what done it... family history? Latent issues? Ya, it's just too damn bad.
P.S. All the instructions on the Blogger comments page are in Chinese characters! Good thing I know how to sign in!
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Wille D--you're so cool!!!
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I'll be your freakazoid, come on and wind me up.
He gets three yucks and a barrel of ewws for looking like booboo the fool.
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Lawd have mercy...where did the old Michael go? I sure do miss him!
Remember his "off the Wall" album? That was MIke at his best! Ahhhh...the good ole days!
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GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY!
Somebody sho'nuf did a number on this boy's head to make him f#ck himself up like that. People hug your children. Don't criticize them so much. Look what can happen.
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extra comment. why in the world was he holding stuffed animals in the first picture? WTF??!! He was a grown man and posing with stuffed animals was but a taste of what the future held in store. We should have seen it coming a long time ago.
*raising a lighter up for young MJ*
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On THAT note: Remember where U came from! PLEASE go check out Anali's Blog today! That sistah royally discusses the TRUTHS about JuneTeenth! Happy JuneTeenth Black People!
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IS THAT PILT SKIN - HE IS A LIZARD CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE HE MOLTING TO ME - OR A CRUSTEAN
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MJ was cute back in the day...I don't have a female friend who didn't want Michael as their boyfriend back then...lol
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wow MJ did flip the script ... The J5 is still my favorite group of all time ... Lo you know I will bang I Want You Back like it ain't nuffin in my truck.
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All this for superstardom. I wonder was it worth it.
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Michael Jackson was black? When did that happen?
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it wasnt just his nose he changed...he changed every damn thing to look like (that)...I hope that was a mistake when he gave the instructions to the plastic surgeons.
maybe he said nose reconstruction so soft that they thought he meant total reconstruction. lol...who "nose"..ba dump bump *cool play on words*