| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| A Really Great Way To Hear Someone Say "I Love You"... |
| Friday, June 22, 2007 |
...if you're mutually feeling the person. And aren't gay. Because if you're not feeling the person and he's your best friend (and you want to keep it that way), then this is a really f*cked up way to hear someone say "I love you."
It sucks even more if you're gay (and they're not).
Herewith, a scene from one of my favorite movies about love gone awry, Chasing Amy (yes, that's Ben Affleck). Happy Friday!!!*
*...and yes, I'm still trying to finish up that manuscript I'm working on. This is just another diversionary tactic.
Oh yeah, one more thing (and this is important)... Yup, Mr. Popularity's birthday is Monday!!!
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wow...what an interesting clip. I don't think i ever saw that movie before.
ummmmmm...one of your faves huh?
okie dokie....smile
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I love CHASING AMY. It's a very sweet and funny movie.
Happy early birthday DC!
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Heyyyyyy, this was the coolest movie when I first saw it years ago. You made me want to rent it again. I think I'm going to get it for this weekend.
Happy Birthday D.C. I don't know you man, but if you're cool with Lo you must be cool.
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heyyyyyyyy...that was sweet! thank you, thank you, thank you, Lo! xoxoxoxox
thanks, Kendra and soul from the east. I appreciate the well wishes.
I didn't know this was up til 12:30pm est today. she's a crafty one that lolita--she is. smile!!
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Lol@mr popularity...hardly that!
@Kendra: is that "the" kendra from the CLE?
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Great clip. He made a good case for things, that's for sure!
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the clip was funny to me. Holden should have stopped talking long before he did. He was emotionally vomitting all over her without giving her an opportunity to speak.
that is rule number one of how to avoid" when keeping it real goes horribly wrong" LOL!!
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Happy Birthday a few days early, D.C.!!!
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I just can't stop smiling...you all know why!!! :)
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Happy Birthday DC!
Have a great weekend y'all!
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I recently watched a very similiar movie titled, "Strap On Valley Bitches 2". There wasn't much plot but enough to keep me watching.
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Oh, and happy birthday DC!!
I would send you a copy of "Strap On Valley Bitches 2" for your birthday, but - you've probably already seen it.
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thank you Saadia and Shelia. very kind of you to wish a brotha well.
*tear* you guys........
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Heyyyyyy, Matt. I may have seen it, but I need to check the archives tucked and stashed away(for safe keeping of course). Feel free to share. LOL.
Thanks again, Matt. I appreciate it.
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Have a Happy B'day, DC. I'll be traveling that day. Not that u'll miss my "prompt" greetings, i'm sure Lo will whip u up some treat to make u forget ALL the rest of us. LOL! Enjoy!
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Hey Lo...I've never seen this movie before (and that's odd for me cause I'm a movie junkie). Video store here I come.
DC...Happy birthday to you...Happy birthday to you...Happy biiiirthday...Oh never mind...I'll call you & sang it to you!LOL
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...I'm sure Lo will be whipping something...
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Kiki, you have to check out "Chasing Amy." It's a cult classic and is very funny and entertaining. For those who've seen it, I have just one word: "fingercuffs."
Thanks for showing my guy so much love, y'all.
And Matt, you are a verrrrrrrrrry bad boy.
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lol@Cap...now why wouldn't I miss your prompt greetings? you have been a consistent reader/writer with me for months. we may not be on the same projects but we share the same love of the craft. I wish you the absolute best, Cap. We have no beef whatsoever. smile...
Matt, dude, you are something else. No whippins round these parts. We are non violent folks. LOL.
KiKi..ok call me then. clear the throat first, then burst out into melodious song. oh wait, Ki..it's Monday!!! hahahahaha
Thanks, hun for the birthday shout out. You are da bestest!
I'm quite fortunate...yes, she can cook!
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No DC, I'm not from CLE.
Have a great weekend everyone. This blog is fantastic!
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DC...have we started celebrating all ready? hmmmm? LOL! I'm getting a "happy" vibe...if you get my drift...what you sippin on?
And, yeah, I agree the whippin talk is a little to violent...but aint nothin wrong wit a lil slap & tickle! LMAO!!!(sorry...I couldn't resist...LOL some more!)
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ooops..sorry wrong Kendra. Thank you for the reply though.
Kiki..man, you are certainly the life of the party.
I agree with Kendra...this blog is fantastic and the host is truly the most wonderful gift on the planet for any person...I shall handle with care....(wink)
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Happy Birthday, DC. Only a couple of hours left. Enjoy the day that God has blessed you with and do something you've never done before.
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Happy Birthday DC!!!! Enjoy your special special day!!!!! I'm sure my sis has something very planned for you.
Happy Monday!!!
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thanks a bunch Jewells and Yvette...it's been a wonderful day thus far thanks to Lo.
She is da bestest and I sure am one lucky fella.
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