| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| I'll Take "The Rapists" For $200, Alex!!! |
| Tuesday, July 31, 2007 |
I don't know why, but that particular sound bite has been flooding my head for the past couple of weeks. I say it almost daily, apropos of nothing, in response to practically everything.
 In case you don't know where that phrase came from, it's part of an SNL bit spoofing Celebrity Jeopardy...
 ...who can mimic damn near anyone, including Jesse Jackson (!!!)...
 Here's a compilation for your viewing pleasure. Happy Tuesday!!! Enjoy!!!
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I LOVE SNL! I always take a nap on Saturday's so I can stay up late to watch!
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hahahahahaha....u are silly as hell!!!
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Haven't been by in a while. Glad I am today because I LOVED when they used to do this on SNL. Thanks for the laugh!
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I LOVE SNL! I always take a nap on Saturday's so I can stay up late to watch!