| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Home Of The Fugly. |
| Wednesday, October 24, 2007 |
 Philadelphia is home to the least attractive people in the United States, a survey of visitors and residents showed on Friday.
The city of more than 1.5 million people was also found to be among the least stylish, least active, least friendly and least worldly, according to the "America's Favorite Cities" survey by Travel & Leisure magazine and CNN Headline News.
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For unattractiveness, Philadelphia just beat out Washington DC and Dallas/Fort Worth for the bottom spot. Miami and San Diego are home to the most attractive people, the poll found. And as if that wasn't bad enough...
Philadelphians' self-esteem has been undermined by national surveys showing they are among the fattest people in the United States. The American Obesity Association ranked the city in the top 10 for overweight people every year between 2000 and 2005.
 Fat and fugly. Hey, it beats being under all that pressure to be plastic and beautiful in LA!!!
Reuters: Looking for attractive people? Don't go to... |
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Oh, I get it! Now I'M the jerk!
LoLo! Did you know I had lunch with Lance last weekend? What a great guy. Smart, funny and full o' Pepsi. Nice chap.
Just checking in. Hope all is well. I stopped by to wonder why you used my photo in this particular blog...
Matt
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Oh my god, LOL, that is the UGLIEST picture! Where do you find this stuff, Lo?
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Poor Philly, although I must admit I do know my share of beasts from that city.
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Goodness, that's an ugly man!!
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Philly is full of attractive people. This is some bullshit some wack ass pollsters came up with just to have something to talk about.
Now you wanna see some ugly people, go to Newark or Scranton. You'll go blind from all the ugly coming at you.
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This is funny, but hardly true.
Love your blog, Lo.
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Oh, I get it! Now I'M the jerk!
LoLo! Did you know I had lunch with Lance last weekend? What a great guy. Smart, funny and full o' Pepsi. Nice chap.
Just checking in. Hope all is well. I stopped by to wonder why you used my photo in this particular blog...
Matt