| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Milo's New Favorite Video. |
| Friday, October 19, 2007 |
Every man loves a good ball-licking (so I hear), and my boy dog, Milo...
 ...is no exception. He sometimes spends endless stretches of time in pursuit of this sport, carefully, meticulously, painstakingly ensuring each hair upon his sack is loved into place (because, of course, he only licks for grooming purposes; my precious boy isn't some self-wanking, nasty, crunchy-d*cked freak like all those others ball-licking dogs out there; he was raised better than that). But now, at long last, there's an offer of assistance!!! The following video makes Milo very happy.* Perhaps it will make you happy, too!!!
Careful, this one's definitely NSFW.** Don't say you weren't warned.
*Who says free speech and the internet are good things? Does everyone have to know about that fat, infested, sick, herpes-syphilis d*ck?
**Thanks Troy!!!
Previously: The Lo Zone: Eyes On The Prize.
Previously: The Lo Zone: Happy Birthday, Milo!!! |
posted by Lo @ 1:06 PM   |
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WTF?!?!?! That chick is off the hinges!
And yet she makes me horny.......
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LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! Lo, how do you find this stuff?
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This is great. I've watched it three times already. Love the part about the 'herpes syphilis' dick.
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O.M.G. No words, I have no words.
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How sick is this? ROFLMAO. I just forwarded the link to this to some friends. This is straight up stupid!
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hahahahah...what the hell? How do you find this stuff???
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WTF?!?!?! That chick is off the hinges!
And yet she makes me horny.......