| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Missin' My Dad. |
| Thursday, October 18, 2007 |
 They just don't make men like him anymore.
*Update: I just looked at this picture again. Does my mom have cameltoe???? Holy f*ck!!! Ma!!!
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| 7 Comments: |
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Awwwww...Sweetheart. Wish I was closer to you so I could take you out for coffee.
(((((((((big hug)))))))))
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Hey Cuz! I miss Uncle Ham too! He was a VERY cool guy! My favorite memory - him and Uncle Louis telling tall tales about the Everglades ;-) Stacee
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Damn LO your old man is looking gangsta as hell in that Polyester Playa Hook up... I know the feeling miss my moms all the time ... If you need a big brother hyug I aint but around da corner holla at me
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Hey Cousin Stacee! Yeah, "Ham" always kept everyone in stitches, including my childhood friends who used to come around just because he was so entertaining. (I wasn't crazy enough to think they were coming around just for me.) Daddy and Uncle Louis probably have folks cracking up on the other side.
And Cort, I'm glad to know you're just right around the corner. That's very comforting to me, being a stranger in a strange city. Thanks for all the big brother hugs yesterday. I know I'm a strange bird at times, but you always get me no matter what, and I absolutely love you for it.
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Aw, babygirl, if you were here I'd give you a big hug and take you to our sushi spot. Nothing like a fat ass lobster roll and some confetti shrimp to make my girl feel all better. Hurry up and get your ass back to LA! WTF you doing in Cleveland anyway? Every time I think about you not being here, I get mad.
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Awwwww...Sweetheart. Wish I was closer to you so I could take you out for coffee.
(((((((((big hug)))))))))