| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.) |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| The Antidote. |
| Monday, November 05, 2007 |
I just peeped this over on Ye Tudda's blog (which, BTW, is pretty darn cool). How did I miss this on Friday night? Oh, I know...I was sick in bed with the flu. Still am. But just looking at this makes a girl feel much better.* (Dig them horns, y'all!!!)
* sigh*...I love me some Jigga.
*I have to admit, though, the Mister's been taking excellent care of me, even though he's been sick, too. He's the bestest!!!
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Can't wait to cop his new joint. Thanks for putting this up, Lo.
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I saw him on Letterman Friday night. He was so down to earth in the interview and I loved the song.
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Girl you love you some Jigga, don't you, LOL!! It's a good thing your man seems to be cool with it. I'm sure he knows it's just professional admiration. I don't know which you love better tho', Jigga or fried chicken. Prolly fried Jigga, right? ROFLMAO!!
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I'm with Lo, Jay-Z is the man!
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@T-Rubble: you are absolutely correct"Prolly fried Jigga, right?"...would be my answer too.
awww...you're welcome. besides you took excellent care of me with teh hornet sting saga. lol!
smooches!
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Jay Z has nothing on your mister!!!
Hornet sting?? You two need to take care of yourselves!
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Ôigga ripped this one yo.. but Lo you know Im still stuck on the BluePrint ... best cd he ever dropped Hola Hovito
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I love your top 7 things.
I had no idea your son was named DJ too :)
p.s. I just IM'd you. ;)
just kidding!!!!!!
hope you're feeling better soon. i read on one of your posts that you're not feeling well.
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Lo hope you feel better soon.
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.
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Can't wait to cop his new joint. Thanks for putting this up, Lo.