| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Just In Case There's Still Anyone Out There Who Doesn't Know... |
| Monday, November 12, 2007 |
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Thank's Sharon!!! I'm off now to rinse my eyes out with bleach!!!
*I hope she threw that catsuit away when she took it off.
The Sun: Foxy Sharon is feline saucy |
posted by Lo @ 4:25 PM   |
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call me a perv if you like Lo but I'm digging the cameltoe shot even if it is of a silverfox's twat...hey I rhymed too!!!
Now I see what movie goers paid millions to get a quick glimpse of ... ( Fatal Instinct)
I have watched the film over and over again and have yet to see what the big deal was .. but then again I have a porn collection, go figure
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EEEEWWWWW!!! Can I borrow that bleach when you're done with it?
Anywho, Lo...thank you sooooo much for the cookies. I almost had to fight mf's that night over those cookies. They were GOOD AS HALE!!
mmmmmm, mmmmmm...
Thanks again! (((HUGS & SMOOCHES)))
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LOL!! That's a damn shame!!
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The purse is gorgeous but the cameltoe? Not so good. Yuck! Doesn't she own a mirror?
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Why would you throw it away? Do you throw your panties out each time you wear them-or just WASH them? Anyway, still a bad move, she was probably thinking or trying not to have a panty line but came out with something waaaay worse.
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There's a difference between drawers and outerwear, Adrianne. Panties are underwear. She should have worn some that night as a buffer. That catsuit probably has a permanent stain in the spandex seat now after being stuck up inside her business all night. Stains like that don't always come out, especially out of spandex or lycra, no matter how much she WASHES it.
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Oh my sweet Jeesus! She couldn't feel that?! Kind of how like you smell somebody's stink breath and you think, "Gosh, I wonder if they couldn't TASTE that stink mouth!? There MUST be a taste that goes with funk like that!" Maybe she felt it but couldn't find the right moment to get it out...or maybe she just didn't give a damn!
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I am with Sugar, can't she feel that. Or maybe it is a turnon to her. Yuck! Nothing wrong with buying the right size. That is a sure way of getting an infection.
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call me a perv if you like Lo but I'm digging the cameltoe shot even if it is of a silverfox's twat...hey I rhymed too!!!
Now I see what movie goers paid millions to get a quick glimpse of ... ( Fatal Instinct)
I have watched the film over and over again and have yet to see what the big deal was .. but then again I have a porn collection, go figure