| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.) |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Long Live Luna The Wolf Bitch (...Sorta...)!!! |
| Tuesday, November 27, 2007 |
So this past Friday, Cortney and I decided to catch up on last week's episode of Aaron McGruder's outrageously funny and societally spot-on cartoon version of his comic strip, The Boondocks. Cort had recorded it and when we began to watch, we had no idea of the madness that was headed our way. In the episode, after several unfortunate bait-and-switch dates, Granddad...
 ...finally meets a chick on MySpace who's just as beautiful as her picture. The catch? She's crazy like a fox wolf (bitch), and after a night of terrorizing Granddad and the boys, she finally explains why she's so f*ckin nuts. This was our favorite part of the episode.
This is some of the funniest sh*t I've ever seen in my life. And don't even come at with me some, "Shame on you, Lo, it's so misogynistic" crap. This was fall-out funny at its best, and if you saw the entire episode, you'd understand what I mean. (CLICK HERE to watch it in its entirety.)
Poor Luna. That bitch brought the funny big time. Luna, by the way, was voiced by the brilliant and talented Aisha Tyler.
 She ripped it and then some!!!
*Oh yeah...Friday was also a major milestone for Cortney. He turned the big 4-0. Watch out, world. If you think my brother was bad before, you have no idea what's coming your way. He has officially entered the Age of I-Don't-Give-A-F*ck. Don't say you weren't warned.
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I'll be the first to go out on a limb and be politically uncorrect:
being misogynous is funny and at times, s e x y. Great post. :)
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Gurl you got me confused -
i thought the issue with
pre-forty-Corty was he didn't
give a f*@#...
LOL what is really going on... I will be wearing my good glasses to watch this episode!
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Yeah that was the funny episode!!!!
Aaron has some serious issues, especially when everytime someone said "white lotus" the sound effects in the background! Riley said, "I told y'all we shoulda shot the bitch" I fell off my bed.
The best episodes this season has got to the
1. The Return of Stinkmeaner.
"You talking all that shit and got kicked in yo chest"
2. Thugnificent
I want "Eff Grandad" in my ipod. Snoops part was the best!
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I forgot about Cortney's azz...he just mad cause his ass is old (i really just wanted to fit that in somewhere...love it)
Speaking of, I tried to catch up with that Charlotte Show of his, but you know I don't wanna be dyck ridin', Anyway I just wanted to give him dap and say "yo Cortney I like yo show" that won't be dyck ridin or nuthin' you think? Would that be dyck ridin'?
I digressed into that whole scene.
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That show was so damn funny ... not because of the violence but the sheer stoopidaty of the characters . I find my self laughing over and over again you without me equals shit..hahahhaha
She She I haven't been ignoring you if you want to come to the show it's all good and that aint dick riding ... thats called homie support ...
Boog's you got me pegged right I never gave a shhhhhhhhhhh now I'm destined to be real non caring ... smile
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I missed this when it aired but thanks for putting up the clip and the link babygirl. I'm going to watch the whole thing now.
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I'll be the first to go out on a limb and be politically uncorrect:
being misogynous is funny and at times, s e x y. Great post. :)