| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Am I The Only Person Who Hasn't Tried Spanx Yet? |
| Wednesday, December 05, 2007 |
A part of me is afraid they'll make me look like Oprah does in this picture. (Cleveland hasn't been so good for my diet. This extra poundage has got to go!!!)
A man tried to wear a pair to see what all the fuss was about. It wasn't pretty, to say the least.
NY Observer: Spanx Me, Baby! |
posted by Lo @ 11:00 AM   |
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| 10 Comments: |
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LOL! That picture is just all kinds of wrong!
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You. are. RETARDED!!! Where do you find this hilarious sh!t????
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LOL. I am trying ot to fall out at work. Lo, you are always finding some stuff that makes me crack up.
And I have never tried Spanx either, they are expensive and I wonder about the ones that stop at the bra and you slip the straps on. Tyra B introduced me to them when she lifted up her dress on TV to show how they looked. LOL. SMH.
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You might wanna leave those alone, baygirl. Those things look like they'll cut off your circulation.
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I love my Spanx. You should try them. They're not as uncomfortable as you think.
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What the hell are these? You women go through hell to look good, don't you?
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Ya know... I tried spanx just to see what all the fuss is all about and it is very comfortable..I could not understand what it really was suppose to do because it did nothing for me and then a friend told me, it holds in all of your jiggle..and now I understand why it did nothing for me...LOL!! Key Lo Lo, you definitely don't need spanx, so just stop it.
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I'm with Laila - they're not so bad... they're a lot more comfy than those girdles I used to watch my mama jump & contort into! LOL! and until my work outs kick in - they make me look "TIGHT" ;-)
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I like my Spanx, unfortunately I do look like Oprah in them...tee hee.
You must put them on before you apply any makeup because with all the sweating and hyperventalating you do to pull them bad boys up over your ass is a lesson of endurance.
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If you can get away with not wearing Spanx under fitted clothing--more power to you. There are a few outfits I own where Spanx are a requirement, unfortunately. They aren't as uncomfortable as they look, BUT, they definitely don't make you feel sexy.
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LOL! That picture is just all kinds of wrong!