| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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God Rest Ye Merry GentleMan. |
| Thursday, December 13, 2007 |
Somewhere in hell, a she-devil is getting her ass beat by the newest arrival.
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posted by Lo @ 6:05 AM   |
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God rest his soul--I'm sure he had a very interesting life.
Aren't Tina's legs UNBELIEVABLE???
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If it's truly hell, someone is beating HIS ass.
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I'll bet he's making some lively music wherever he is.
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"Anna Mae! Anna Mae!"
I wonder if Tina ever hears that in her sleep.
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Laurence Fishburne played him to the hilt. Ike might have been an abuser, but Fishburne made him a LEGENDARY abuser.
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How come all these rock and roll founders had so many issues? Ike was Mister BeatABitch, Phil Specter like putting guns in chicks' mouths, Elvis (too many quirks to name), Jerry Lee Lewis (pedophilia and incest)...I could go on and on. What's the deal? Do you have to be crazy to make great music?
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"Sing the song Annie Mae like I told ya"
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God rest his soul--I'm sure he had a very interesting life.
Aren't Tina's legs UNBELIEVABLE???