| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Hoe, Hoe, Hoes!!! |
| Monday, December 10, 2007 |
It's the holiday season. Let's celebrate with some happy video.
"Anybody in the room have a rock?"
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posted by Lo @ 9:25 AM   |
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Aaaahahahaha! WTF! Now that's some crazy shit! You straight trippin, Lo.
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Every man needs a crack hoe moment to make him appreciate the bitch he's with.
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That was both funny and insane.
@ Anonymous - Wow, what's going on in YOUR world?
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I like when he asked her what she did for a living and she said, "I suck a little d***."
ahahhhahaHaAHAHAHAHHahahhah
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Funny, that was the exactly the case when she got with the guy on the date. All two inches of him.
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OMG, that is crazy! Is that real? Was that guy really matched up with that crackhead for an actual DATE?
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Wow. No words. I have no words.
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Apparently you do Evelyn. Seven to be exact.
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That was hilarious..I needed a pick me up this afternoon and that did the trick... thanks Key Lo Lo!!!! The preview blind date with Jerry's Kids was just wrong on so many levels!!!
Ettevy
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Aaaahahahaha! WTF! Now that's some crazy shit! You straight trippin, Lo.