| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.) |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Sometimes All It Takes Is Something Small To Hit That Last Nerve. |
| Wednesday, December 19, 2007 |
 A woman who was angry because her husband wanted her to turn up the heat pulled out a gun and shot their flat-screen TV while he cowered behind a pillow...
The 65-year-old man called 911 Sunday night from the basement of their Washington Township home, about 25 miles north of Detroit.
"My wife's got a gun. She's shooting at me,'' Joseph Grucz said in the recorded call.
He told the operator that Cheryl Grucz, 61, was angry because he wanted the heat turned up. She fired a round while he hid his head in a pillow, striking the plasma TV, then went upstairs, the Detroit Free Press said.
''She's all excited about it because she's so cheap,'' the husband said.
His wife, who had picked up another extension, told the operator she wanted to tell her side.
''I'm not going to hurt him. He has pushed me over the edge, that was all,'' Cheryl Grucz said, according to a recording obtained by WXYZ-TV. ''He has had a stroke, and he's taking it all out on me.''
''No I'm not,'' her husband said.
''Yes, he is,'' she told the dispatcher.
Cheryl Grucz was arraigned Monday in Romeo District Court on a charge of assault with intent to do great bodily harm, a charge with a top penalty of 10 years in prison. She also faces a felony firearms charge. Grucz was freed on $50,000 bond until a preliminary examination Jan. 15.
The judge also ordered her to enroll in a domestic violence program, WDIV-TV said. I'm guessing this fool drove her to this, yet he found a way to play victim when he called 911. Wives like this put up with shit for years. What's wrong with shooting up a tv every now and then just to blow off some steam?
NYTimes.com: Fight Over Heat Makes Wife Hot |
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If she had really wanted to kill him all she had to do was shoot his way, not at the TV.
Punk ass whiny husband.
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LOL. I am from the D and I cracked up when they aired on local TV. She also mentioned about his daughter and other issues he had. SMH.
She could have killed him in SO many ways so let her take a class on domestic violence and call it a day. It sounds like she need rest and a good stiff one or two. LOL.
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It's one thing to stick by your man through thick and thin, illness and health. It's another to be subjected to psychological and emotional hell because they don't know how to handle their illness. Who knows how this man was treating his wife after he had a stroke. She probably reached her breaking point.
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Sounds like old man was a pimp. When his bitch got out of line, he did what any good pimp would do-----check her ass even if it means calling in the law.
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This fool sounds like he was begging for a bullet.
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I feel bad for both of them. They could probably use a break from each other.
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If she had really wanted to kill him all she had to do was shoot his way, not at the TV.
Punk ass whiny husband.