| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Donkey Strikes Again!!! |
| Thursday, January 17, 2008 |
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posted by Lo @ 7:50 AM   |
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I can't SMH enough at this. It's not like she didn't have any signs. Every woman thinks she'll be the one to make a no-good man act right. An asshole is an asshole no matter who the woman is.
She was opportunistic digger anyway.
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Tracey saw how Eddie just dumped Scary Spice and wouldn't even see his new baby daughter. What made her think he wouldn't flip on her?
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Yeah, but two weeks? I mean, they couldn't even make it for one month? I was still on my honeymoon two weeks into my marriage!
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Tracey set the women's movement back a hundred years when she started dating him after what he did to Mel B and his new baby. She wants us to think of her as a professional role model but to me she's just another dumb b-tch.
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Everybody knew how this was going to turn out. They both look like fools.
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This is a doggone shame. They should have kept this whole mess to their stupid selves, including letting us know they were dating.
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Goddamn! I've taken dumps that lasted longer than that!
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I can't SMH enough at this. It's not like she didn't have any signs. Every woman thinks she'll be the one to make a no-good man act right. An asshole is an asshole no matter who the woman is.
She was opportunistic digger anyway.