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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have fourfive six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have fourfive six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
Trust No One...
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
...especially if you've got some shit to hide.
Here's your girl, Amy Winehouse, smoking CRACK on video. Yeah, CRACK. And somehow, someone she trusted enough to let in her space filmed it and that shit is now all over the internets.
Talk about a fall from grace. How do you go from this...
When are people going to realize everything can be put on internet so don't act up if you don't want it to be viewed by the whole world. The way she was hitting that pipe was tragic.
Sad, but I really don't think she is self-destructing. I believe this is who she was when she was "discovered" and they cleaned her up long enough for her to hit the scene and she just reverted to who she really is. After all she said no, no, no to rehab and I think she meant it.
Juan G took the words right out of my mouth! I really don't know whats so surprising. When my friend started playing (the hell out of) her music, all I could do was sit back, listen, and think...what the f*ck is she on, cause she gots to be higher than a mu'fugga to come up with the music she wrote.
There's also a pic of her floating around out there where she has about a gram of coke resting on her nostrils! That girl is gone...but I think she was gone before she ever got here.
About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.
When are people going to realize everything can be put on internet so don't act up if you don't want it to be viewed by the whole world. The way she was hitting that pipe was tragic.