| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| A Boil On The Ass Of Democracy. |
| Monday, February 25, 2008 |
Just because this country gives you the right to do something doesn't mean you should always exercise that right.
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posted by Lo @ 6:05 AM   |
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| 8 Comments: |
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Amen, sister. I think this guy's a hired hand whose purpose is to destroy the vote any way he can.
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the visual is rather telling.
so, how do you really feel about him entering into the race? hahahahaha
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The best way he could serve the people is by going away. He screwed everything up in the 2000 election. He's political kryptonite.
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Nader sucks. Boil is too good a word for him. Herpes might be more fitting.
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Lois is right. Herpes is better. Just when you think that ish is gone, it pops back up and burns everybody.
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Hahahahaha! Herpes! Fantastic!
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Ralph Nader is a jerk. He claims to be for the people but his entering this race is proof that he doesn't care about the people.
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He's irrelevant. Too bad he doesn't realize it.
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Amen, sister. I think this guy's a hired hand whose purpose is to destroy the vote any way he can.