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"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.
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I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
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I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
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I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
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I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
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Friday, March 28, 2008

Bill Clinton 2008

posted by Lo @ 9:55 AM  
11 Comments:
  • At March 28, 2008 9:59 AM, Anonymous Janet said…

    I second that emotion! Great post, Lo. Thanks for saying that out loud. Lord knows I've been saying it since the South Carolina race.

     
  • At March 28, 2008 10:22 AM, Anonymous t-rubble said…

    Here, here. Homie showed his true colors.

     
  • At March 28, 2008 10:54 AM, Anonymous Kelly said…

    We were stupid enough to call this man the first black president. Maybe we'll think twice before we're so quick to hand out that title. Maybe the person should actually BE black.

     
  • At March 28, 2008 11:16 AM, Anonymous Pamela said…

    He's dead to me too!

     
  • At March 28, 2008 11:35 AM, Anonymous John said…

    Well said.

     
  • At March 28, 2008 11:52 AM, Anonymous Cheryl said…

    If you are watching Obama on THE VIEW right now, you know what the first black president is going to look like. He is an honorable man and an inspiring leader. The Clintons are crooks and liars with their own agenda to fill. We have been their pawns for too long.

     
  • At March 28, 2008 12:20 PM, Anonymous Toni said…

    He was outstanding on The View! Very Presidential, but also very personable and real.

     
  • At March 28, 2008 2:47 PM, Anonymous China Doll said…

    Girl, you are OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!!!

     
  • At March 28, 2008 4:01 PM, Anonymous Kim Langley said…

    Ha!

     
  • At March 30, 2008 9:49 PM, Blogger CapCity said…

    U go for admitting that, Sistah Lo!

     
  • At March 30, 2008 10:36 PM, Blogger Sheletha said…

    the prick was in greensboro a couple days ago campaigning for his spouse...he was messing up my travel to work.

    he gets the gas face....

     
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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