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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and bird, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five dogs and a bird, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
Bad, Bad Juan!!!
Monday, April 28, 2008
One of my favorite people and someone very familiar to longtime readers of this blog, Juan G...

...just did a cruel, cruel thing. He sent me a link to a website called net-a-porter, a play on the fashion term prêt-à-porter (which means "ready to wear" clothing, or off-the-rack).

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When he sent me the link, he had the AUDACITY to tell me to click on the part that says "shoes," but warned me that it wasn't for the weak of heart and to leave my credit cards in the other room.

Now, my addiction to weakness for mania love of shoes is pretty well-documented, and Juan definitely knows about it from personal conversations we've had. He is a mean, mean man.

Check out these Louboutins I just saw over there. *le sigh*

Why, Juan, why?!?!?

*le sigh*

posted by Lo @ 10:41 AM  
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Name: Lolita Files

Home: Wonderland, Midwest Central, United States

About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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