| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and bird, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five dogs and a bird, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Um... |
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 |
Wow. You can make a song about anything these days. I've heard this one before, but seeing it in video form really puts it, um, in your face. This is definitely NSFW, so make sure your speakers aren't blasting if you're in mixed company. I'm not kidding. Every dirty word you've ever heard in your life is in this song, so beware. Oh, and you might need a hot shower afterwards to wash away the memory of this wretched mess.*
*On an up note, this song makes me wanna dance!!! Does that mean there's something wrong with me?
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Gawd, that was nasty. Sadly it does have a beat many would dance to-----even me.
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What the HELL is wrong with us?!? White people everywhere are laughing at us and probably wondering if Obama is poppin' this in his car.
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Anonymous, who gives a flying fuck what "white people" think other than you? They buy and play our music more than we do, so who's laughing at who? I fully expect to hear this ridiculous joint blasting out of the cars and ipods of a white kids everywhere.
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Even better Glenn is that those stupid white people who buy this will be putting money into the pockets of the stupid black people who make this kind of music, which makes the stupid black people a little less stupid than the stupid white people. They're all still stupid tho'.
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WHOA! I.....uh.... Hmmmmmm.
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Some things are more important than money - like pride and dignity.
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The saddest part is you know there are women out there who actually ask to smell their man's dick when he comes home late. Why go through all that? Just leave the m****f**ka!!!!!
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I wish a woman would try to smell my dick. It would be the last one she ever smelled
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wtf? wtf? me and my sister lo do not worry about stuff like that!because they kown the deal
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i know im late but this sh*t was bound to happen. instrumentation (can't call this music - and u betta not call it hip hop) has been in the toilet for years. now this crap will be swimming in my head all day. thanks lo.
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um did she just throw a $300 iphone off the flippin balcony????
smell a dick??? tasting dirt. She was on some OTHER SHIT and not sharing.
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Gawd, that was nasty. Sadly it does have a beat many would dance to-----even me.