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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and bird, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five dogs and a bird, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
Poof, Be Gone!!!
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Hopefully, Herpes Hill will just go away.

And yes, I called her "herpes" because that's just what she is---a bad outbreak waiting to happen. It's time for her to go into permanent remission.

Ain't that right, Tim?!?


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posted by Lo @ 10:48 AM  
15 Comments:
  • At May 7, 2008 11:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I see her melting ala the wicked witch!

    GOBAMA!

    XX

     
  • At May 7, 2008 11:22 AM, Anonymous Dennis said…

    Herpes is the perfect word to describe her. She's been nothing but bad news with her race baiting, fear mongering and pandering to any constituency she thinks she can mislead. She's done everything in her power to try to tear the Democratic party apart.

     
  • At May 7, 2008 11:38 AM, Anonymous Cheryl said…

    OBAMA 08!!!!!!!!!!!

     
  • At May 7, 2008 12:14 PM, Anonymous Spanky said…

    I'm with Dennis. She turned what could have been an exciting race between two worthy opponents into a one-sided hate-fest designed to make America afraid of a black man with a 'strange' name. "Ooooh, look at what kind of church he goes to! Look at the crazy man who preaches in that church! If you elect this scary black man, that even scarier, crazy black preacher will be in the White House too!" Shame on Americans, particularly close-minded whites and senior citizens, for falling for this age-old con. Hillary has, in a matter of months, undone all the good work she and Bill were known for. The two of them will go down in history as self-serving hate-mongerers. So much for Bill's legacy. Way to go, Hill and Bill!

     
  • At May 7, 2008 12:34 PM, Anonymous Mallory said…

    Well said, Spanky. That bitch needs to be ghost.

    I'm not being sexist by calling her a bitch, either. She went out of her way to earn the term. I'm a woman who calls it like I see it. I started out as a Hillary supporter, but she disgusts me now.

     
  • At May 7, 2008 1:06 PM, Anonymous Sharon said…

    Tim Russert called it. It's time for the Billary show to pack up their tent and split.

     
  • At May 7, 2008 1:20 PM, Anonymous Big Jeff said…

    The superdelegates need to end this now.

     
  • At May 7, 2008 1:24 PM, Anonymous Kelly said…

    My god, she's on tv right now saying she's going to stay in the race. Someone make this stop. Please. Make it stop.

     
  • At May 7, 2008 1:59 PM, Anonymous Morning Glory said…

    Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Clinton's people, and the superdelegates need to perform an intervention----today. She is clearly delusional and needs to be taken off the public stage. All this changing goalposts, nuclear options, and trying to get the math altered are the moves of a desperate person. What's she going to do next if these things fail? Have a hit put out on old boy to get him out of the race?

     
  • At May 7, 2008 2:13 PM, Anonymous Regina said…

    I wouldn't put that last part past the Clintons. They showed their true color (extra white) during this campaign.

     
  • At May 7, 2008 2:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    She is so damn pathetic.

     
  • At May 7, 2008 3:20 PM, Anonymous Daphne said…

    The Clinton campaign lost touch with reality a long time ago.

     
  • At May 7, 2008 3:34 PM, Anonymous No Nonsense Neil said…

    Crazy beyotch.

     
  • At May 7, 2008 8:23 PM, Blogger neshia said…

    I CALL ALL OVER NC FOR OBAMA WITH MY CELL PHONE SO HILL SIT YOUR HERPES ASS DOWN

     
  • At May 11, 2008 7:04 AM, Blogger Don said…

    It feels good to finally see that disgenuos smile wiped off her face. I will never forget the evilness of Hillary Clinton. Sha na naaa na. Hey heyyy hey.

    ...holla.

     
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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