| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.) |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Quoting Sound Bites Will Get Your Ass In Trouble... |
| Friday, May 16, 2008 |
...especially if you just try to piggyback on something someone else said, but don't know the history that goes along with it. Watch this fool, Republican radio host Kevin James, get his lunch and dinner eaten yesterday evening by Hardball host, Chris Matthews. James had the nerve to try to ride on Bush's harebrained statements in Israel yesterday where he suggested that Obama would be an "appeaser" if he tried to negotiate with Iran, much like Neville Chamberlain was famously (rather, infamously) noted for being with Hitler in the run-up to World War II. (Yes, Bush dared to evoke Hitler while speaking to Jews in Israel on the sixtieth anniversary of their independence, proving Republicans are still willing to pull a rabbit scare tactic out of their asses to get their way, although the White House claims he wasn't referring to Obama when he made his crazy statements. Yeah, right).
Anyway, watch what happens when the idiotic James hops aboard the ill-fated wave of Bush's fallacious argument, shouting all the way, only to be outed for not knowing what the fuck he's talking about. The fun starts about four minutes in, so be patient---the payoff is worth it. This is political entertainment at its train-wreck best!!!
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He looked and sounded like an utter fool.
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ahhhh, the voice of the republican party is in deep doo doo.
Great post!!
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These guys----the Limbaughs, O'Reillys, Hannitys, this man, etc.---think they can shout you down and fast talk their way past answering questions and acknowledging the truth. Shouting might work for awhile, but you can trick people by changing the subject only so many times before they catch on. Sooner or later, the shouters are unmasked for the ignorant liars they are.
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Chris Matthews tore homie a new one. He got clowned big time.
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh shit!!!!! That's the best laugh I've had all week!!!!!
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can i slap the shit out of him
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I don't know how you came across this clip....trolling YouTube? But it sho is a choice one! Wow! Kevin got caught with his head so far up his ass! Now tell me...how many of you actually knew what Chamberlain did wrong in 1938? Well, I got it wrong! I thought it was Poland that he let Hitler into. I forgot about Czechoslovakia! I mean, now that Chris M. said it, I remember from my European History classes....but I had to be reminded! Poland was the one where they first "wagged the dog" because Hitler and Goebbels totally faked an "attack" by the Poles on a German radio station on the border with Poland. The Germans dressed up prisoners like the German employees of the radio station, and then shot them all and blamed it on the Poles. They showed the film to the world and used it as an excuse to invade Poland. We have had governments "wagging the dog" ever since, leading up to the "big one" .....911! Just watch those buildings "blow up" (including the THIRD one...WTC 7) and ask yourself if a simple "building fire" would do that? But I digress...it's so easy to do when it comes to the Republicans/Neocons and their heinous crimes!
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Oh, I see....veracifier.com.... cool site!
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Wow this guy needs to go back to history calss an stop trying to get out HIS Story .. what an ass ... Chris made a real fool of him and the nerd that was on the show was loving every minute of it ....
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He looked and sounded like an utter fool.