| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| C U Next Tuesday, Hill!!! |
| Monday, June 02, 2008 |
Um, I guess that would be tomorrow. It is the next Tuesday to come up, after all. Hopefully by then, if not shortly thereafter, all this nonsense will come to an end.
 So drink up, lady, and consider all the dirt you've done and the low roads* you've taken in your desperate efforts to come in first. It's one thing to be tenacious, it's another to consistently break the rules when they don't favor you and cry foul when you're called on it, claiming you're being attacked by a sexist media. Or to come up with extraordinarily fuzzy math, even claiming that you're actually the legitimate, better choice because you've won more popular votes than any Democratic candidate in the history of primaries. Huh? What the holy FUCK?????????? This is simply shameless, and no one has dared to call her on all her bullshit in its entirety, except for the great and wonderful Keith Olbermann (whom Rolling Stone magazine once called "The Most Honest Man in News") in his scathing, had-it-up-to-here blasting of her two Fridays ago, after she casually mentioned "assassination" as a reason for why she's staying in the race. Let's watch it again, shall we?
Ooh, that felt good!!! So yeah, stop it, already, lady. Seriously. Sometimes, even though it's out of fashion, taking the high road can prove to be a good thing. You and your cavernously narcissistic husband (someone else's words, not mine) should try it sometime.
*Speaking of taking the low road, yes, I have heard the buzz building from the desperate right about a supposed videotape of Michelle Obama using the word "whitey" in church. Funny, no one seems to be able to produce this video. The looming threat is that it's being held in the cut for them to spring out on Obama at the right time (in the fall). Rumor also has it that this is why our fair lady above is remaining in the race, hoping for the ultimate buzzword (a black person saying "whitey" is much scarier than one saying "bitter," no?) that clears the way for her path to the White House. *le sigh* Enough already. As if she hasn't polarized this election enough, inflaming issues of racism and sexism, her dirty work culminates in wingnuts like this who buy into Clinton's bullshit that's being peddled as a cause celebre', not realizing they're just being used to incite division and further a desperate attempt at political power.
**It's not sexist if a woman (me) calls out another woman (her, and she is a woman...as far as I know). Nor is it self-hating. Just calling it like I see it, folks.
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Well said, Lo. Enough is enough.
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I'm laughing so hard right now at this. Girl, you are KA-RAZY!!
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So true. She played this race like a spoiled kid on a playground and everyone has tiptoed around her so she won't throw a fit because she is losing. Tuesday cannot come soon enough.
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I'll bet this isn't the first time she's heard C U Next Tuesday.
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She brought the crazy, that's for sure. Our state is satisfied with the ruling on Saturday but she isn't. How ridiculous.
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I was a staunch Hillary supporter, but the way she went about this campaign has completely destroyed any confidence I had in her. She does not play by the rules and has proven herself a repeated baldfaced liar. I would rather she hadn't run and I still had respect for her than find out how scheming she is.
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I think they finally see the writing on the wall. Bill said today was his last day campaigning, perhaps forever. It's a wrap.
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T.K.O.lbermann gets MY vote! bringing respectability & truth back to journalism!
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Your comments about Hillary Clinton remind me of a few bloggers. I couldn't help but laugh. The bloggers who cannot understand when people are ready to look beyond the old, worn out and tired ol' rusty minded game.
Certain bloggers with no dignity who cannot write to save their lives, so they attempt to pimp the writing talents of bloggers who can. Probably because they, themselves, were pimped. I once read some book about delightful bloggers or blogging delight or something.
It was awful. In fact, every book from that particular desktop publisher was awful.
So, keep making a positive difference. Keep writing such great books. Touch hearts. I love the book Child of God. It touched me like Obama touched the true spirit of the people.
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Well said, Lo. Enough is enough.