| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.) |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| How You Spend Your Money. |
| Tuesday, June 10, 2008 |
For all you phone sexers---those of you who pay for it, that is---just an idea of what the chick who's "blowing" you on the other end looks like.
 Was it good for you? Let's hope so, since that's how you chose to, er, blow your money!!!
Click here for more images of the erstwhile invisible people who suck, slurp, jack, and otherwise get you off for money*...Phone Sex: The Book
*FYI, people...there's plenty of free porn to be had on the internet (so I hear). Save your money. Put it towards your kid's education or in a good money market fund. And a good anti-virus software, to protect you from the malware that'll come your way while you're surfing for all that free porn. ;-)
**This is not an attack against this woman's size. She is probably more of the norm than the skinny stick figures we see on magazines. But this isn't the image these phone sex companies sell to the world. They only put up pictures of what we consider "model perfect" people. If there were more variety in the images foisted upon us by the media, this woman would be more readily embraced as a sex symbol, too.
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That picture just made me make a donation to Obama's campaign. No more phone sex for me!
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Several of the women in my family are this big. I suddenly pictured them having phone sex with strangers. That was not a good look.
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A lot of these chicks have babies hanging off their titties and hips while they moan and groan and fake it on the phone. Hey make your living you can!!!!!!
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By paying for phone sex you help feed this woman and her family. It is no different than if she were a checkout girl at WalMart or a waitress at Denny's. Sex is all in the mind anyway.
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If your helping to feed this woman then you need to stop right now.
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More cushion for the pushin as they say. Of course you'll never get to see this big'un and the only pushin she'll be doing is your credit card number on a keypad as she drains your lizard and your bank account dry.
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I get rejected even for phone sex....
Matt
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Phone sex still exists? I thought it went out with Pagers! Skype sex is the new phone sex!
http://www.dailynexus.com/article.php?a=15470
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I tried phone sex and gave it up. The cord kept getting wrapped around my balls.
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.
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