| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| How You Spend Your Money. |
| Tuesday, June 10, 2008 |
For all you phone sexers---those of you who pay for it, that is---just an idea of what the chick who's "blowing" you on the other end looks like.
 Was it good for you? Let's hope so, since that's how you chose to, er, blow your money!!!
Click here for more images of the erstwhile invisible people who suck, slurp, jack, and otherwise get you off for money*...Phone Sex: The Book
*FYI, people...there's plenty of free porn to be had on the internet (so I hear). Save your money. Put it towards your kid's education or in a good money market fund. And a good anti-virus software, to protect you from the malware that'll come your way while you're surfing for all that free porn. ;-)
**This is not an attack against this woman's size. She is probably more of the norm than the skinny stick figures we see on magazines. But this isn't the image these phone sex companies sell to the world. They only put up pictures of what we consider "model perfect" people. If there were more variety in the images foisted upon us by the media, this woman would be more readily embraced as a sex symbol, too.
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That picture just made me make a donation to Obama's campaign. No more phone sex for me!
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Several of the women in my family are this big. I suddenly pictured them having phone sex with strangers. That was not a good look.
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A lot of these chicks have babies hanging off their titties and hips while they moan and groan and fake it on the phone. Hey make your living you can!!!!!!
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By paying for phone sex you help feed this woman and her family. It is no different than if she were a checkout girl at WalMart or a waitress at Denny's. Sex is all in the mind anyway.
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If your helping to feed this woman then you need to stop right now.
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More cushion for the pushin as they say. Of course you'll never get to see this big'un and the only pushin she'll be doing is your credit card number on a keypad as she drains your lizard and your bank account dry.
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I get rejected even for phone sex....
Matt
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Phone sex still exists? I thought it went out with Pagers! Skype sex is the new phone sex!
http://www.dailynexus.com/article.php?a=15470
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I tried phone sex and gave it up. The cord kept getting wrapped around my balls.
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Oh yes, she's delicious.