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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
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Friday, September 05, 2008
If you haven't seen this by now, enjoy. The Rethuglicans are so full of shit.


Have a great weekend!!! And mucho thanks to Don at his wonderful blog, Minus The Bars, for the great feature he did on me yesterday.

posted by Lo @ 8:00 AM  
7 Comments:
  • At September 5, 2008 11:34 AM, Anonymous Rob said…

    He ain't never lied. Them twofaced dogs talk out of both sides of their necks and people keep falling for it.

     
  • At September 5, 2008 12:09 PM, Blogger Don said…

    Absolutely priceless video. It reminds me on an old Cameo song.

    Bill O'Reilly is one in a million. I watched some YouTube videos where he interviewed both Hillary and Barack, of course he was extremely rude and disrespectful to Barack when asking the exact same questions.

    And Hannity & Colmes are political terrorist. LOL.

     
  • At September 5, 2008 12:29 PM, Anonymous Evelyn said…

    @rob - That's because people are fundamentally sheep. Maybe this year they will open their eyes.

    @don - What Cameo song? Talkin Out The Side Of Your Neck?

     
  • At September 5, 2008 12:56 PM, Anonymous shelia said…

    I hope the Hillary supporters don't fall for the "Palin" mess McCain is throwing at them. His tactic only shows how little value he places on the intelligence of women.

    @Lolita - great interview and good advice.

     
  • At September 5, 2008 4:06 PM, Anonymous Big Jeff said…

    Now that's some shit right there!

     
  • At September 6, 2008 2:55 AM, Blogger Blog Queen said…

    discovered your blog thanks to the feature done on his site...keep up the good work!

     
  • At September 6, 2008 10:44 PM, Blogger Don said…

    @ evelyn: the one and only -
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F95ScgVjC2s

     
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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