| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.) |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Friday, September 05, 2008 |
If you haven't seen this by now, enjoy. The Rethuglicans are so full of shit.
Have a great weekend!!! And mucho thanks to Don at his wonderful blog, Minus The Bars, for the great feature he did on me yesterday.
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He ain't never lied. Them twofaced dogs talk out of both sides of their necks and people keep falling for it.
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Absolutely priceless video. It reminds me on an old Cameo song.
Bill O'Reilly is one in a million. I watched some YouTube videos where he interviewed both Hillary and Barack, of course he was extremely rude and disrespectful to Barack when asking the exact same questions.
And Hannity & Colmes are political terrorist. LOL.
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@rob - That's because people are fundamentally sheep. Maybe this year they will open their eyes.
@don - What Cameo song? Talkin Out The Side Of Your Neck?
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I hope the Hillary supporters don't fall for the "Palin" mess McCain is throwing at them. His tactic only shows how little value he places on the intelligence of women.
@Lolita - great interview and good advice.
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Now that's some shit right there!
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discovered your blog thanks to the feature done on his site...keep up the good work!
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@ evelyn: the one and only -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F95ScgVjC2s
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.
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He ain't never lied. Them twofaced dogs talk out of both sides of their necks and people keep falling for it.