| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.) |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Diddy Speaks. |
| Tuesday, September 02, 2008 |
Not sure about his choice of words, but, well, he gets the point across.*
*Because homie is bugging the fuck out.
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Diddy nailed it right on the head. Fuck was McCain thinking picking this extremist chick. This proves he has no idea what he's doing.
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Amen, Kenny. The Republicans are unraveling at the seams. If America falls for their tricks again, we have even bigger problems than we think.
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Diddy is off the chain!!!!! Preach, bruthaman!!!!!!
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I agree 100%. What the hell was McCain thinking?
And was Diddy recording that on a sit-n-spin? Cause I'm dizzy as hell after watching that.
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I honestly don't know what to say. I mean, I don't know if I'm more shocked that P Diddy created this oft-spoken sentiment, or towards the fact that McCain actually chose Palin - no disrespect to his choice.
I wonder what would happen if Condeleeza Rice was his VP candidate?
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@ kiki: me too. I think he did that for added effect.
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Thanks again for the great blog interview, Lolita.
Means alot.
Sometimes I feel like I can write a novel in two weeks, then I'd always wonder if I could have done a better job. Now I see that isn't the case, anymore. So I feel the need to let my pen flow if and when it arrives @ that point.
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.
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Diddy nailed it right on the head. Fuck was McCain thinking picking this extremist chick. This proves he has no idea what he's doing.