| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| "That One" Is The New "Black." |
| Tuesday, October 07, 2008 |
Rather, the new N Word. How exciting!!! Hey, let's use it in a sentence!!!
"How did those that ones get in here?!?"
"That one, please!!!"
"Where my that ones at?"
"That ones 4 life."
"To all the honeys gettin' money, playin' that ones like dummies." *le sigh* We could do this all day. In the meantime, let's refresh ourselves with the clip, shall we?
Oh, and extra big-ups to Sherri Shepherd on The View today for putting the smackdown on that crazy-ass hate-mongering neo-Nazicon wingnut sitting next to her. It was high time someone blurted this out. I was squealing with glee as I watched it take place.
Update: The brilliant and clever Andrew Sullivan has already got a new slogan for the Obama campaign:
 I love it!!! It's officially going in the permanent sidebar of this blog, right below the real logo!!!
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SOMEONE NEED TOO BUST A CAP RIGHT IN IS ASS
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I AM NOT VIOLATE HONEY STUFF LIKE THIS WILL CAUSE ME TOO PUT MY 12 SHOE IN SOMEONE ASS BESIDES (EXAMPLE) MY MOTHER,SISTERS ,BROTHERS MAN MONEY INCLUDE DC AND LO SISTER IN LAW MY FUTURE SEEDS STEP SEEDS ANY KIDS FATHER'S LAST ON LIST
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I was so glad when Sherri went off on Elizabeth yesterday. I don't know why they even keep her on the show. It's supposed to be about balanced dialogue representing all sides. Elizabeth is an extremist. There is nothing balanced about her.
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Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in Need) But she ain't messin' with no broke that ones...
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McCain is showing his true colors. If he gets mad enough, and he's already pretty damn hot that this uppity fella has the nerve to be challenging him, the n word will fly out. The man once called Cindy McCain a 'cunt' in front of a group of people. Anything is possible.
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"Ain't no that one like the one I got, no one can f-ck you better."
(That was for you, Lo. I know you love you some Jigga)
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That ones and flies I do despise. The more I know that ones, the more I love flies.
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Oooh I can't stand that bitch Elizabeth on the View. She's the real THAT ONE on that show. She's a fucking clown.
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"Don't call me THAT ONE, whitey! Don't call me whitey, THAT ONE!"
*That's an old song by Sly & the Family Stone, for all you youngbloods who don't know*
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I would like to bust something in Elizabeth's ass...
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You're my that one, for real!!! With that said, I have to go and now watch the clip.
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*watched video*
I like Sherri's passion towards seeing that McCain's and Obama's mudslinging playing field is leveled.
I like the way Barbara Walters tried to provide a medium, except Hasselback was too busy giving her best Sarah Palin performance.
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"Where's my THAT ONE iced tea??"
Matt
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I have to admit I was NOT a fan of Sherri's initially... she came off ignorant most times I annoyed the hell out of me. But lately she has really been doing her research and setting the record straight on a lot of things.
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SOMEONE NEED TOO BUST A CAP RIGHT IN IS ASS