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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and bird, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five dogs and a bird, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
Talk About Finding Your Roots!!!
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Damn. No words. I simply have no words.


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*Thanks, Trouble!!!

posted by Lo @ 12:55 PM   7 comments
The Hits Just Keep On Comin'!!!
That's right. Here's part of the reason why:
Democrats in 22 states across America go to the polls next Tuesday to pick between two presidential prospects: Sens. Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.

We urge them to choose Obama - an untried candidate, to be sure, but preferable to the junior senator from New York.

Obama represents a fresh start.

His opponent, and her husband, stand for deja vu all over again - a return to the opportunistic, scandal-scarred, morally muddled years of the almost infinitely self-indulgent Clinton co-presidency.

Does America really want to go through all that once again?

It will - if Sen. Clinton becomes president.
Amen to that. And while I enjoyed Bubba's eight years in office from '92 to 2000, I'm not eager for a part two, not the way they've been trying to bully things like it's their entitlement. Their campaign feels more about them cementing their legacy than being about the people.

Obama '08. I want my country back again.

New York Post: Post Endorses Barack Obama
posted by Lo @ 6:05 AM   6 comments
The Accidental Blow Job.*
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
This video is way old, but I'd never seen it prior to today and I laughed my ass off. Only on Fox News. Natch.


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*Aren't they all?

Gawker.com: Shep Smith: Will You Be My Quarterback?
posted by Lo @ 5:26 PM   5 comments
The Audacity.



*Go here to purchase the limited edition poster above.

posted by Lo @ 11:15 AM   6 comments
The Endorsements Just Keep Rolling In!!!
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
In addition to yesterday's big news about the declared support of Senator Ted Kennedy, preceded by Caroline Kennedy's amazing op-ed piece in Sunday's New York Times...

...the woman who first famously referred to Bubba as our first black president is also supporting Obama!!!

How about that? Check out Toni Morrison's open letter to the illustrious senator from Illinois:
Dear Senator Obama,

This letter represents a first for me--a public endorsement of a Presidential candidate. I feel driven to let you know why I am writing it. One reason is it may help gather other supporters; another is that this is one of those singular moments that nations ignore at their peril. I will not rehearse the multiple crises facing us, but of one thing I am certain: this opportunity for a national evolution (even revolution) will not come again soon, and I am convinced you are the person to capture it.

May I describe to you my thoughts?

I have admired Senator Clinton for years. Her knowledge always seemed to me exhaustive; her negotiation of politics expert. However I am more compelled by the quality of mind (as far as I can measure it) of a candidate. I cared little for her gender as a source of my admiration, and the little I did care was based on the fact that no liberal woman has ever ruled in America. Only conservative or "new-centrist" ones are allowed into that realm. Nor do I care very much for your race[s]. I would not support you if that was all you had to offer or because it might make me "proud."

In thinking carefully about the strengths of the candidates, I stunned myself when I came to the following conclusion: that in addition to keen intelligence, integrity and a rare authenticity, you exhibit something that has nothing to do with age, experience, race or gender and something I don't see in other candidates. That something is a creative imagination which coupled with brilliance equals wisdom. It is too bad if we associate it only with gray hair and old age. Or if we call searing vision naivete. Or if we believe cunning is insight. Or if we settle for finessing cures tailored for each ravaged tree in the forest while ignoring the poisonous landscape that feeds and surrounds it. Wisdom is a gift; you can't train for it, inherit it, learn it in a class, or earn it in the workplace--that access can foster the acquisition of knowledge, but not wisdom.

When, I wondered, was the last time this country was guided by such a leader? Someone whose moral center was un-embargoed? Someone with courage instead of mere ambition? Someone who truly thinks of his country's citizens as "we," not "they"? Someone who understands what it will take to help America realize the virtues it fancies about itself, what it desperately needs to become in the world?

Our future is ripe, outrageously rich in its possibilities. Yet unleashing the glory of that future will require a difficult labor, and some may be so frightened of its birth they will refuse to abandon their nostalgia for the womb.

There have been a few prescient leaders in our past, but you are the man for this time.

Good luck to you and to us.

Toni Morrison
How very well-said. This is one of the many reasons I admire her so.*

*Plus she's one of my three muses!!!


The New York Observer: Toni Morrison's Letter to Barack Obama
posted by Lo @ 6:05 AM   4 comments
Love Is...
Monday, January 28, 2008
...never having to wipe the seat off again.


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I want one of these.

Buzzmachine.com: The Davos Toilet
posted by Lo @ 3:00 PM   3 comments
That New-New Sh*t.
Friday, January 25, 2008
I love this woman. Her music's been moving me since the day I first heard "On and On" in January of 1997. Her next cd, entitled New Amerykah, drops on February 26th. I can't wait!!!


Check out the song "The Healer" from the upcoming cd.*


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*Song download compliments of Concrete Loop's New Music Review.
posted by Lo @ 6:05 AM   5 comments
So Long To A Beloved Chain Of Bookstores.
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Throughout my dozen years in this business (got my first book deal in Feb '96 and the book came out in April '97), one of the greatest rewards has been the tremendous support from bookstores in the African-American community. Many wonderful stores helmed by enthusiastic owners who hand-sold our books to readers have fallen by the wayside over the years, hard-pressed to contend with corporate behemoths like Barnes and Noble and Amazon.com, who, because of their size and buying power, can offer steep discounts the little guy could never match.

Unfortunately, another great black bookstore has fallen---this one a successful chain on the east coast called Karibu, whose owners created an environment that was not only beautiful and uplifting, but was a place for readers, writers, and the community in general to engage in cultural enlightenment and an appreciation of the word.

For once, this isn't an instance of a business closing down for financial reasons. Still, they will be sorely missed.




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posted by Lo @ 1:35 PM   7 comments
Get To Know The Man.
For those of you who are still unsure about a presidential candidate, check out this video introduction to Barack Obama.

For those who are already convinced he's the man for the job, spread the good word, support the cause, and, more importantly, when the time comes...VOTE.


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posted by Lo @ 7:29 AM   5 comments
If They Take Away The N Word...
...I wonder if they'll have to find all the copies of this movie and force people to change the title to something else. I say leave this one as it is.*


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*The blaxploitation era in film was a muthaf*cka, wasn't it? They got away with all kinds of shit in movies back then.

posted by Lo @ 6:05 AM   3 comments
Trust No One...
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
...especially if you've got some shit to hide.

Here's your girl, Amy Winehouse, smoking CRACK on video. Yeah, CRACK. And somehow, someone she trusted enough to let in her space filmed it and that shit is now all over the internets.

Talk about a fall from grace. How do you go from this...

...to this...

...while you're in the midst of your star being on a meteoric rise? Hmmm, perhaps this chick can answer that. Or this one. Anyway...

Be careful who you hang with, people. Oh yeah, and don't smoke ROCKS!!! Crack is wack!!!


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The Sun: Amy Winehouse on Crack
posted by Lo @ 11:55 AM   10 comments
The Dream Lives.
Monday, January 21, 2008
Dr. King would be proud.


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Let's Keep The Dream Of Black Cinema Alive!!!
Friday, January 18, 2008
One mo' gin, y'all, here's your chance to catch the No. 1 comedy in America and support black film while you're doing it.

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It's a long weekend and there are other big movies debuting, but make sure you fit this one in. It's guaranteed to deliver.

Do it for the memory of Martin* and his dream. Do it for yourself.

*Yes. I went there.

posted by Lo @ 5:00 PM   2 comments
Just What America Needs Right Now.
In the wake of Golf Channel commentator Kelly Tilghman's suspension for saying that the only way the new generation of golfers will have a chance at winning against the juggernaut that is Tiger Woods is to "lynch him in a back alley," Golfweek Magazine took things to their next illogical level with this madness...


Yeah. Okay.

Says the head fool in charge:
"We knew that image would grab attention, but I didn't anticipate the enormity of it," [Golfweek editor Dave] Seanor said. "There's been a huge, negative reaction. I've gotten so many e-mails. It's a little overwhelming."
No shit, Sherlock. I personally think this cat just wanted an excuse to whip out a pic of a noose (in honor of MLK's birthday, no less!!!). The golf world can say what it wants, but as a historically white elite sport, they're none too happy about a blackish man dominating for so damn long.

I guess when all else fails against an indomitable opponent of color, you pull the race card. Just ask this woman...


Update: The idiota who came up with this ridik magazine cover just got fired. Happy MLK weekend, y'all!!!

globeandmail.com: Golfweek fires editor, vice-president over cover image
ESPN.com: Golfweek cover featuring noose raises ire of PGA Tour commissioner
posted by Lo @ 10:05 AM   6 comments
Donkey Strikes Again!!!
Thursday, January 17, 2008




posted by Lo @ 7:50 AM   7 comments
Note To The Brothers: White Women Girl Will Kill You.


Previously: The Lo Zone: God Rest Ye Merry GentleMan.
posted by Lo @ 6:05 AM   3 comments
By A Hair Bucket.
Monday, January 14, 2008
But we gave them a run for it, and we put up excellent numbers, to boot!!!

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That's nothing to sneeze at, considering First Sunday opened on nearly seven hundred less screens than The Bucket List and made much more per screening ($8004 vs $6661). I'm guessing if we'd opened a little bit wider, this would be a wrap.

I'm super-proud of my big (lil') brother.



This was awesome for his first turn at bat with a big studio film.

And don't forget people...we can still make First Sunday No. 1 next weekend.



It. ain't. over.



posted by Lo @ 10:35 AM   3 comments
Go!!! Go!!! Go!!!
Friday, January 11, 2008

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Go TODAY. Friday numbers count the most in Hollywood!!!

Let's make First Sunday #1!!!

posted by Lo @ 7:35 AM   9 comments
Gimme My !&%@#! Whopper, Biiiiiiiiiiiitch!!!!
I'm sure by now you've all seen those Burger King commercials where they tell customers they no longer make Whoppers, then watch them freak out.

Well, there's a ghetto version that's been making the e-mail rounds. Guess colored people don't take it too lightly when you don't make their favorite sammich no more.

Warning: the language in this is definitely NSFW. Enjoy!!!



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TODAY!!! Watch The Live Webcast Of FIRST SUNDAY's World Premiere!!!!!!
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Be sure to return to this blog later today at 9:30PM EST/6:30 PACIFIC to watch the LIVE WORLD PREMIERE (celebrities!!! red carpet!!!) of First Sunday in Hollywood!!! Just show up at the designated time and click the video player below.



The Lo Zone...giving you the hook-up in the '008!!!

posted by Lo @ 1:05 PM   13 comments
Let's Make It Happen!!!
Alright, people, tomorrow is THE BIG DAY. It's the official opening of my big (lil') brother, five-time NAACP award winning David E. Talbert's first major studio production...


It's important that we get out and see this movie, specifically on Friday, January 11th, the first day it opens. Why Friday, you ask? Because Hollywood looks at the numbers on Friday and that's how they project which film will open at #1. The more African-American films that we have that open at #1, the more chances we get to tell our stories, hire our actors, and entertain, uplift, and inspire our community. This film does all that. It's a laugh-out-loud movie for the entire family. This Friday, let's send a strong signal that OUR FILMS MATTER.

Let's make First Sunday #1!!!


*Oh yeah...expect heavy Barack Obama campaigning from me in the next few months via this blog. I'm pushing hard for two men in the '08: David E. Talbert in Hollywood and Barack Obama for President. You've been forewarned.

**Click HERE for an excellent article on David that recently ran in the Los Angeles Times (free registration may be required to read the article online).

posted by Lo @ 10:55 AM   7 comments
Fly Like An Eagle Angel.
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
So last night was a first for me. It snowed up a storm yesterday, to my absolute delight. I grew up in Fort Lauderdale, so having snowy winters now is a dream. Since I didn't grow up in snow, I've also never made a snow angel. After toying around with the thought of running out into the yard and doing it, my dear friend, Lil' Pools...

...gave me the final nudge via e-mail to just get out there and set my inner angel free.

So I did.

Here's how the lawn looked just moments before.

Lovely, no?

Here's me, extra-bundled, spreading my wings (my nose looks like you could drive a truck through it...I never knew that's how it looked from the underside).


And here's my angel!!!


Happy New Year, y'all!!!


posted by Lo @ 11:10 AM   11 comments
About Me

Name: Lolita Files

Home: Wonderland, Midwest Central, United States

About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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